WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY — Page 199
#4952
Posted: 11/4/04 at 8:24am
*passes Eddie a pommegranate margarita*
...it will make you feel better!
...it will make you feel better!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#4954
Posted: 11/4/04 at 8:26am
Palm to forehead! That's what I should have had while I was waiting (and waiting) at the bar last night!
#4955
Posted: 11/4/04 at 8:29am
*passes Eddie a pitcher*
Drink up, my friend!
SOMMS - you should know by now to stick with me... Addy will take care of you!
Drink up, my friend!
SOMMS - you should know by now to stick with me... Addy will take care of you!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#4956
Posted: 11/4/04 at 8:30am
I think Eddie needs something stronger Addy. Maybe Jack on the rocks. 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#4957
Posted: 11/4/04 at 8:31am
Stronger than tequila? ok...
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#4958
Posted: 11/4/04 at 8:33am
Eddie,
How does it feel to have your own personal papparazzi? RSR certainly knows how to chronicle your life...
He sees you when you're sleeping.
He knows when you're awake.
He knows if you've been bad or good...
Holiday Song or The Stalker Anthem?
How does it feel to have your own personal papparazzi? RSR certainly knows how to chronicle your life...
He sees you when you're sleeping.
He knows when you're awake.
He knows if you've been bad or good...
Holiday Song or The Stalker Anthem?
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Patrick Wilson Fans --New "UnOfficial Fan Site". Come check us out!
#4959
Posted: 11/4/04 at 8:34am
Varley has had Jack on the rocks quite a few times. I think he prefers Bailey's cream more.
#4960
Posted: 11/4/04 at 8:37am
A White Russian would do nicely...I've just been contacted by Right Said Rick...
"You ain't seen nuttin' yit, now the real hurtin' starts Varley!"
*help*
"You ain't seen nuttin' yit, now the real hurtin' starts Varley!"
*help*
#4961
Posted: 11/4/04 at 8:40am
And somewhere in America, Marc Shaiman lurks on this thread...weeping with relief that the merciless nightvision goggles and telephoto lense of RSR are not trained on him...
for the moment.
for the moment.
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Patrick Wilson Fans --New "UnOfficial Fan Site". Come check us out!
#4962
Posted: 11/4/04 at 8:40am
*passes popcorn to SOMMS*
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Updated On: 11/4/04 at 08:40 AM
#4963
Posted: 11/4/04 at 8:42am
*gets a softdrink refill and box of Junior Mints*
A goodie. This is a mini-series. :o)
A goodie. This is a mini-series. :o)
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Patrick Wilson Fans --New "UnOfficial Fan Site". Come check us out!
#4964
Posted: 11/4/04 at 8:45am
Runs back to the counter for "extra" butter and brings Boobs back some Snow Caps.
#4965
Posted: 11/4/04 at 8:49am
Damn you SOMMS..I wanted raisinets !!! Snowcaps will do I guess.
Now you want to know why you have so many EX's?
Now you want to know why you have so many EX's?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#4966
Posted: 11/4/04 at 8:50am
*ssshs Bboobs*
Boys! Boys! Eat your snacks and watch the thread...
Boys! Boys! Eat your snacks and watch the thread...
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Patrick Wilson Fans --New "UnOfficial Fan Site". Come check us out!
#4967
Posted: 11/4/04 at 8:52am
Well boobs, SOMMS prefers Whoppers over Raisinets. *Winks at Papa sitting in the chair on the other side of him*
#4968
Posted: 11/4/04 at 9:08am
*strokes his Twizzlers and he winks at SOMMS*
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#4969
Posted: 11/4/04 at 9:14am
OMG!!!!!!!!
He's found the Jr. High School picutres, RUN!!!!!!!!
He's found the Jr. High School picutres, RUN!!!!!!!!
#4970
Posted: 11/4/04 at 9:14am
"Reaches over to grab boobs twizzlers and finds pixie sticks instead* *Takes a hit and then reaches over and grabs Jerby's Mounds*
#4971
Posted: 11/4/04 at 9:16am
*hits SOMMS in the back of the head with a spit ball*
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#4972
Posted: 11/4/04 at 9:20am
BOYS!
Don't make me turn this thread around and take you home!
Now...pay attention. This new segment apparently will be "Eddie Varley, the Awkward Years, Part 1"
Don't make me turn this thread around and take you home!
Now...pay attention. This new segment apparently will be "Eddie Varley, the Awkward Years, Part 1"
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Patrick Wilson Fans --New "UnOfficial Fan Site". Come check us out!
#4973
Posted: 11/4/04 at 9:20am
*Grabs Boobs Underoo's and yanks them up ... HARD!*
#4974
Posted: 11/4/04 at 9:24am
Alright...everyone!
This field trip to study the life, times, and humiliation of Eddie Varley is important.
Hands and candy to yourselves...
*waggles fingers at room and taps her foot waiting for the next pictures to appear*
This field trip to study the life, times, and humiliation of Eddie Varley is important.
Hands and candy to yourselves...
*waggles fingers at room and taps her foot waiting for the next pictures to appear*
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Patrick Wilson Fans --New "UnOfficial Fan Site". Come check us out!
#4975
Posted: 11/4/04 at 9:24am
Beacon...SOMMS gave me a wedgie. *runs out of the room to go to the bathroom*
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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