WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY- Page 199

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 11/4/04 at 7:32am

Scared..can't talk......

[NYadgal]

Posted: 11/4/04 at 8:24am

*passes Eddie a pommegranate margarita*

...it will make you feel better!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 11/4/04 at 8:25am

*GULP*

Ahhhhh, more, MORE!!!!!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 11/4/04 at 8:26am

Palm to forehead! That's what I should have had while I was waiting (and waiting) at the bar last night!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 11/4/04 at 8:29am

*passes Eddie a pitcher*

Drink up, my friend!

SOMMS - you should know by now to stick with me... Addy will take care of you!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/4/04 at 8:30am

I think Eddie needs something stronger Addy. Maybe Jack on the rocks.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 11/4/04 at 8:31am

Stronger than tequila? ok...

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/4/04 at 8:33am

Eddie,

How does it feel to have your own personal papparazzi? RSR certainly knows how to chronicle your life...

He sees you when you're sleeping.
He knows when you're awake.
He knows if you've been bad or good...

Holiday Song or The Stalker Anthem?

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 11/4/04 at 8:34am

Varley has had Jack on the rocks quite a few times. I think he prefers Bailey's cream more.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 11/4/04 at 8:37am

A White Russian would do nicely...I've just been contacted by Right Said Rick...

"You ain't seen nuttin' yit, now the real hurtin' starts Varley!"



*help*

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/4/04 at 8:40am

And somewhere in America, Marc Shaiman lurks on this thread...weeping with relief that the merciless nightvision goggles and telephoto lense of RSR are not trained on him...

for the moment.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/4/04 at 8:40am

*passes popcorn to SOMMS*

Updated On: 11/4/04 at 08:40 AM

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/4/04 at 8:42am

*gets a softdrink refill and box of Junior Mints*

A goodie. This is a mini-series. :o)

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 11/4/04 at 8:45am

Runs back to the counter for "extra" butter and brings Boobs back some Snow Caps.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/4/04 at 8:49am

Damn you SOMMS..I wanted raisinets !!! Snowcaps will do I guess.
Now you want to know why you have so many EX's?

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/4/04 at 8:50am

*ssshs Bboobs*

Boys! Boys! Eat your snacks and watch the thread...

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 11/4/04 at 8:52am

Well boobs, SOMMS prefers Whoppers over Raisinets. *Winks at Papa sitting in the chair on the other side of him*

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/4/04 at 9:08am

*strokes his Twizzlers and he winks at SOMMS*

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 11/4/04 at 9:14am

OMG!!!!!!!!

He's found the Jr. High School picutres, RUN!!!!!!!!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 11/4/04 at 9:14am

"Reaches over to grab boobs twizzlers and finds pixie sticks instead* *Takes a hit and then reaches over and grabs Jerby's Mounds*

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/4/04 at 9:16am

*hits SOMMS in the back of the head with a spit ball*

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/4/04 at 9:20am

BOYS!

Don't make me turn this thread around and take you home!

Now...pay attention. This new segment apparently will be "Eddie Varley, the Awkward Years, Part 1"

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 11/4/04 at 9:20am

*Grabs Boobs Underoo's and yanks them up ... HARD!*

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/4/04 at 9:24am

Alright...everyone!

This field trip to study the life, times, and humiliation of Eddie Varley is important.

Hands and candy to yourselves...

*waggles fingers at room and taps her foot waiting for the next pictures to appear*

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/4/04 at 9:24am

Beacon...SOMMS gave me a wedgie. *runs out of the room to go to the bathroom*