WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY- Page 211

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 11/15/04 at 10:46am

sharing is caring...

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/15/04 at 10:46am

Especially with this group Pip. Paddy boy is becoming an expert at it too. He can wedge his submarine into the tightest spaces..it's amazing to watch.

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/15/04 at 2:03pm

Patrick will not be engaging in any naval exercises with you.
He bats for MY team!

He and his gorgeous blue eyes and golden voice will be at Bloomingdales on Thursday...go eat your hearts out!

Eddie...perhaps you can persuade RSR to act as a Welcome Wagon greeter for the cast. :o)

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 11/15/04 at 2:07pm

Oh beacon, I fear RSR has something much different planned...

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 11/15/04 at 2:07pm

That doesn't mean that a commando team won't be at Bloomies on Thursday, waiting to carry out a plan, beacon... Besides, there's nothing saying that Paddy can't be a free agent...

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/15/04 at 2:11pm

"Look what that the racoons dragged in..morning Beacon."

Bboobs, Bboobs, Bboobs...you and Cookie are piling up some really bad karma...and I believe RSR just may be in charge of balancing the scales...

Let the Broadway Performer go and no one gets hurt.

And *giggling* did you see where Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber nicknamed PW as "The Annoyingly Perfect Patrick Wilson! *swoon*

nauseated, anyone?

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/15/04 at 2:14pm

Eddie...will you be there to defend PW or will RSR have you confined to the Time Out chamber that day?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/15/04 at 2:14pm

Paddy is nauseated...I keep telling him not to eat so much. He needs to be punished again. Cookie !!!

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 11/15/04 at 2:19pm

Oh, is it my turn to punish?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/15/04 at 2:21pm

Yes Cookie...you turn...I need to run to Costco for some things.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 11/15/04 at 2:23pm

I need more duct tape while you're there, please...

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/15/04 at 4:01pm

*throws hands up in the air*

What have I done to poor Patrick...

And just how many restraining orders will need to be created for the poor man to have any PEACE of mind...

EDITED to correct an unfortunate spelling error which gave fodder to the following posts by RSR proteges...Cookie and Bboobs. (Eddie...help me!)

Updated On: 11/15/04 at 04:01 PM

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 11/15/04 at 5:37pm

what was that about Paddy's piece, beacon?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/15/04 at 7:49pm

Cookie...I put the duct tape in the closet for you. Did you feed poor Paddy today??? He got into the dog food again. I beat him for it with the whip...he enjoyed it very much.
Beacon, Paddy boy would appreciate it if you wouldn't talk about his "piece" again.

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/15/04 at 8:31pm

OMIGOSH...

What a typo...it's because I didn't have my afternoon orange juice pick-me-up. I edited that message in an effort to keep my reputation unsullied...and my mind out of the gutter!

I'm sure that Patrick's physical assets are spectacular...and the women of NY will expect to see him in good shape on Thursday. Mess with Patrick and you will have a horde of women hunting you down with pitchforks and torches...far worse than the wrath of Rath. Don't mess with our beloved Mr. Wilson.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/15/04 at 8:41pm

I'm not sure if Paddy will make it on Thursday....he must get all his chores done first.

Updated On: 11/15/04 at 08:41 PM

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/15/04 at 8:42pm

BBoobs...Cookie

two words: Costco Delivers...

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 11/15/04 at 10:58pm

Boobs: I would never let Paddy go hungry. I mean, the lad needs his strength for all we put him through... Speaking of which, I should go feed him his midnight snack soon. Just a protein shake, as the hot dog last night gave him indigestion...


beacon: Deliveries aren't the same. For instance, if you want to buy a new tennis racket, you need to test how it feels in your hand. How you swing it, etc. You need to be there in person in order to get a feel for that.

Speaking of which, Boobs, did you get the 2x4's that were on the list?

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 11/15/04 at 11:37pm

Well as I listen to the Phantom movie soundtrack, and rage....I can safely say, that RSR will be childs play compared to what I DO to "paddy".....insolent boy indeed!


*turns to captive*

"Be My Guest.................Sir"

[NYadgal]

Posted: 11/15/04 at 11:38pm

This is all getting very...EXCITING!

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 11/15/04 at 11:43pm

hell hath no fury when evil Eddie emerges from the lair...

[NYadgal]

Posted: 11/16/04 at 12:17am

Eddie is evil? I don't believe it for a moment!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/16/04 at 7:34am

Morning all *stretches*

Eddie, Paddy boy was smiling from ear to ear after you left last night..I asked him if he wanted a snack and he actually said.."no thanks, I just had the best dessert ever".

BTW...Cookie, the 2x4's are stacked in the shed. I also picked up some 1/4 inch nails....just in case.

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/16/04 at 8:41am

Addie...

Apparently this is Bizarro World where Eddie has an evil twin.

Dear Eddie...about to use the punjab lasso on sweet Patrick.
(LOL, Eddie, for those POTO references!)

As for Cookie and Bboobs: I think the "containers" I orderd from Costco were the one-size-fits all style...

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/16/04 at 8:46am

Beacon...don't let me have to pull an Annie Wilkes on Paddy boy.