WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY- Page 214

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/17/04 at 10:28am

That's it!

Opens "Google" and begins her search.

Don't worry Patrick...I'll save you if I have to surf every lyric site on the web.

Pip...is your heart completely turned. Have you no compassion!

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/17/04 at 10:30am

Undi!
*points to sign*
Don't feed the animals.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/17/04 at 10:34am

Undi..come on in the water is fine.

[Pip]

Posted: 11/17/04 at 10:42am

Why, Undi? Is it glowing in the dark again???

Compassion?? I....do...remember...something...about that concept..............

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 11/17/04 at 11:36am

Pip only remembers the passion part of compassion...

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 11/18/04 at 7:52am

Today's "secret word" is DVD, anytime anybody says the secret word you scream real LOUD!

Yes, I bought the Pee Wee's Playhouse dvd collection, I'm in heaven!

Morning All!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/18/04 at 7:54am

Morning my Eddie...our lord and master !!! DVD !!!

[BT]

Posted: 11/18/04 at 7:55am

Oh Eddie, Miss Yvonne makes me think bad thoughts. Go PeeWee Go!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 11/18/04 at 8:01am

Good gawd! I just had this vision of Eddie "doing a Pee Wee" and yanking to Pee Wee. Tee Hee!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 11/18/04 at 8:03am

I know you are, but what am I? HeHawhaha!

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/18/04 at 8:59am

*pounds forehead on her desk*

Eddie. Eddie. Eddie.

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/18/04 at 9:00am

Eddie.

Bloomies.

4pm.

Wear your running shoes and bring your punjab lasso.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/18/04 at 9:01am

Beacon..are you having an affair with a cartoon character again??? How do you think Paddy boy is gonna feel about that???

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/18/04 at 9:06am

I was thinking that Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius, was indicative of my personality...Plus, it's an attempt to through the NYPD off my trail today in case Patrick *sigh* Wilson should mysteriously disappear during a certain event at Bloomingdales...

10W40 should work on the hinge of a trapdoor, shouldn't it?

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/18/04 at 9:39am

Undi...what a grand idea.

RightSaidRick, how do you make trapdoors work smoothly? It isn't good to have them stick when you're busy trying to hold onto a struggling victim.

And, another thing...what do you do when the FBI and ATF actually storm your compound. Is it necessary to provide refreshments?

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 11/18/04 at 9:59am

I think that RSR recommends using KY on the hinges. And, don't forget the hardboiled eggs, cheese and nuts for those FBI agents who might be on South Beach.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 11/18/04 at 11:22am

So Boobs, do we let out the Paddy decoy tonight?

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/18/04 at 12:20pm

Yadda, Yadda, Yadda...

Cookie and Bboobs and Eddie:

Release the Broadway Performer! (And tell him to wear one of those great Oxford shirts. He always looks devastatingly gorgeous in those...)

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/18/04 at 12:24pm

Cookie ... the decoy is on his way to Bloomies as we type.

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/18/04 at 12:56pm

I am soooooooo telling Rath on you!

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/18/04 at 1:54pm

Eddie, Bboobs and Cookie...

You have less than three hours to get Patrick out of his chains, let him shower (ALONE!) and get prettied up so he can be at Bloomies by 4pm.

Get a move on!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 11/18/04 at 2:23pm

He ain't in any shape to gladhand!

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 11/18/04 at 2:24pm

Poor Paddy. All worn out...

[NYadgal]

Posted: 11/18/04 at 2:25pm

oooh, I love glad hands

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/18/04 at 3:04pm

55 minutes boys.

Patrick better be there or heads will roll.