WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY- Page 217

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 11/22/04 at 10:49am

is the icing on the cake...

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 11/22/04 at 10:50am

VERY lickable icing.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 11/22/04 at 10:54am

Phanty really puts out a nice spread for the holiday!

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 11/22/04 at 10:58am

don't forget those nice, hot, fluffy, buttery buns of his! Quite the tastey treat..

[NYadgal]

Posted: 11/22/04 at 11:01am

along with the sausage stuffing...

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 11/22/04 at 11:02am

oh yes. I hear Phanty likes his holiday saucage thick and juicy.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 11/22/04 at 11:02am

It burns the mouth...

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 11/22/04 at 11:03am

but goes down easy...

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 11/22/04 at 11:04am

i actually have a spicey thick saucage that Phanty can sample.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/22/04 at 11:04am

I have a spicy Italian sausage he can try too.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 11/22/04 at 11:05am

that's why a sampling of many is better...

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 11/22/04 at 11:08am

Phanty's got some spicy meatballs.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 11/22/04 at 11:10am

non traditional Thanksgivings are the best...

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:04pm

For Phantom2...

Rubber Ducky, you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you;

Woo woo be doo

Rubber Ducky, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber Ducky, you're my very best friend, it's true!

Doo doo doo doo, doo doo

Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby

Rub-a-dub-a-dubby!

Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.

Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby

Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of -
Rubber ducky, I'd like a whole pond of -
Rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of you!

Doo doo, be doo

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 11/22/04 at 2:16pm

aaaaaawwwwwweeeeeee....

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 11/23/04 at 7:28am

Splashy, splashy ... to the top!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/23/04 at 7:36am

Did someone say TOP????

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 11/23/04 at 7:45am

Oh boobs, always the wishful thinker.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/23/04 at 7:46am

SOMMS just because you always wind up on the bottom is always my fault.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 11/23/04 at 8:03am

I'm always willing to make sacrifices for you boobs

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/23/04 at 8:17am

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 11/23/04 at 8:24am

For my Boobsy:

You're the Top

At words poetic, I'm so pathetic
That I always have found it best,
Instead of getting 'em off my chest,
To let 'em rest unexpressed.

I hate parading my serenading
As I'll probably miss a bar,
But if this ditty is not so pretty,
At least it'll tell you how great you are.

You're the top!
You're the Colosseum,
You're the top!
You're the Louvre Museum,
You're a melody
From a symphony by Strauss,
You're a Bendel bonnet,
A Shakespeart sonnet,
You're Mickey Mouse.

You're the Nile,
You're the Tower of Pisa,
You're the smile on the Mona Lisa.
I'm a worthless check,
A total wreck, a flop,
But if, Baby, I'm the bottom,
You're the top

Your words poetic
Are not pathetic
On the other hand, boy, you shine
And I can feel after every line
A thrill divine down my spine.

Now gifted humans like Vincent Youmans
Might think that your song is bad,
But for a person who's just rehearsin'
Well I gotta say this my lad:

You're the top!
You're Mahatma Ghandi.
You're the top!
You're Napolean brandy.
You're the purple light
Of a summer night in Spain,
You're the National Gall'ry,
You're Garbo's sal'ry,
You're cellophane.
You're sublime,
You're a turkey dinner.
You're the time of the Derby winner.
I'm a toy balloon that is fated soon to pop.
But if, Baby, I'm the bottom,
You're the top!

You're the top!
You're a Ritz hot toddy.
You're the top!
You're a Brewster body.
You're the boats that glide
On the sleepy Zuider Zee,
You're a Nathan Panning,
You're Bishop Manning,
You're broccoli.
You're a prize,
You're a night at Coney,
You're the eyes of Irene Bordoni,
I'm a broken doll,
A fol-de-rol, a blop,
But if, Baby, I'm the bottom,
You're the top.

You're the top!
You're an Arrow collar.
You're the top!
You're a Coolidge dollar.
You're the nimble tread
Of the feet of Fred Astaire,
You're an O'Neill drama,
You're Whistler's mama,
You're Camembert.
You're a rose,
You're Inferno's Dante,
You're the nost of the great Durante.
I'm just in the way,
As the French would say
"De trop,"
But if, Baby, I'm the bottom,
You're the top.

You're the top!
You're a Waldorf salad.
You're the top!
You're a Berlin ballad.
You're a baby grand
Of a lady and a gent.
You're an old dutch master,
You're Mrs. Aster,
You're Pepsodent.
You're romance,
You're the steppes of Russia,
You're the pants on a Roxy usher.
I'm a lazy lout
That's just about to stop,
But if Baby,
I'm the bottom,
You're the top!

You're the top!
You're a dance in Bali.
You're the top!
You're a hot tamale.
You're an angel,
you simply too, too, too divine,
You're a Botticelli,
You're Keats, You're Shelley,
You're Ovaltine.
You're a boon,
You're the dam at Boulder,
You're the moon
Over Mae West's shoulder.
I'm a nominee of the G.O.P. or GOP,
But if, Baby, I'm the bottom,
You're the top!

You're the top!
You're the Tower of Babel.
You're the top!
You're the Whitney Stable.
By the River Rhine,
You're a sturdy stein of beer,
You're a dress from Saks's,
You're next year's taxes,'
You're stratosphere.
You're my thoist,
You're a Drumstick Lipstick,
You're da foist
In da Irish svipstick,
I'm a frightened frog
That can find no log to hop,
But if, Baby,
I'm the bottom,
You're the top!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/23/04 at 8:29am

Awwwwww...My SOMMSY is the sweetest thing. We'll see who's the TOP on Sunday.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 11/23/04 at 8:48am

I guess that means that I don't need to wear anything under my "Fabulous Flemington Fur".

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/23/04 at 8:49am

I won't be wearing anything under my fur...