WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY — Page 251
#6252
Posted: 1/24/05 at 2:45pm
Damn...I missed him again !!! 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#6253
Posted: 1/24/05 at 2:51pm
Straight female on deck!
*partially covers eyes*
Has RSR posted yet today? I don't want to miss another picture.
*partially covers eyes*
Has RSR posted yet today? I don't want to miss another picture.
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Patrick Wilson Fans --New "UnOfficial Fan Site". Come check us out!
#6254
Posted: 1/24/05 at 4:13pm
well, I think we all need to inspect these new biceps. Of course, by "inspect" I mean LLLLLLICK. 
#6255
Posted: 1/24/05 at 10:01pm
I'm making a rare p.m. cameo to say HBO's "Dirty War" is scaring mesa very much!
#6258
Posted: 1/25/05 at 8:22am
Star Wars Pop Tarts, Eddie...
Hey, Jimmy Smits is in Episode III, right. *swoon*
Hey, Jimmy Smits is in Episode III, right. *swoon*
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Patrick Wilson Fans --New "UnOfficial Fan Site". Come check us out!
#6259
Posted: 1/25/05 at 8:27am
Jimmy Smits was on Ellen yesterday.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#6260
Posted: 1/25/05 at 8:31am
Was Ellen wearing her pink pullover?
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#6262
Posted: 1/25/05 at 8:34am
So folks whose is up to seing Julius Caesar? Denzel Washington as Brutus? Oh so very happy!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#6263
Posted: 1/25/05 at 8:51am
I MISSED TAPING JIMMY SMITS
*weeps*
*weeps*
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Patrick Wilson Fans --New "UnOfficial Fan Site". Come check us out!
#6264
Posted: 1/25/05 at 9:07am
As many of you know I live(at the moment) in the forgotten NYC borough of Staten Island.
Dante would be right at home in this hellish cluster of mullets and broken dreams...how did I end up here you ask? Well one evening, three years ago I had too much red wine, next thing I knew I had forsaken my $1100 a month ONE BEDROOM on the Upper East Side and found myself living on a tree lined street in the Dongan Hills section of SI...
Now there are advantages, I have a huge apartment, a beautiful in-ground swimming pool outside my front door (I pretend to be Norma Desmond in the summer months) and the small monthly rent of 600 bucks.
Sounds like a fair trade right? RIGHT?!
WRONG!
Because it's easier getting in and out of KABUL than it is getting back and forth from STATEN ISLAND!
This morning because of a broken down MTA bus it took me TWO HOURS! Not only that, BUT, because everybody on SI acts like they know you, I had to endure the horror of speaking to the woman I call "Pork Chop Rosie" 'cause that's all she ever talks about PORK CHOPS! She's forever detailing the meals she makes for what I am sure is her horrid family! Rosie and I were sitting next to each other as this act of transist terrorism took place, I swear I felt like I was going to take a hostage...several of them.
Once I got off that vile bus, I could barely stand, I nearly fell down Kim Novak/Pinic-style! It took a Starbucks TRIPLE Pumpkin latte to get me safely in the doors of my other daily horror...my job.
So here I sit, still trembling from the nightmare of my morning "trip" into the city, please pass the hemlock, I'm DONE!
Dante would be right at home in this hellish cluster of mullets and broken dreams...how did I end up here you ask? Well one evening, three years ago I had too much red wine, next thing I knew I had forsaken my $1100 a month ONE BEDROOM on the Upper East Side and found myself living on a tree lined street in the Dongan Hills section of SI...
Now there are advantages, I have a huge apartment, a beautiful in-ground swimming pool outside my front door (I pretend to be Norma Desmond in the summer months) and the small monthly rent of 600 bucks.
Sounds like a fair trade right? RIGHT?!
WRONG!
Because it's easier getting in and out of KABUL than it is getting back and forth from STATEN ISLAND!
This morning because of a broken down MTA bus it took me TWO HOURS! Not only that, BUT, because everybody on SI acts like they know you, I had to endure the horror of speaking to the woman I call "Pork Chop Rosie" 'cause that's all she ever talks about PORK CHOPS! She's forever detailing the meals she makes for what I am sure is her horrid family! Rosie and I were sitting next to each other as this act of transist terrorism took place, I swear I felt like I was going to take a hostage...several of them.
Once I got off that vile bus, I could barely stand, I nearly fell down Kim Novak/Pinic-style! It took a Starbucks TRIPLE Pumpkin latte to get me safely in the doors of my other daily horror...my job.
So here I sit, still trembling from the nightmare of my morning "trip" into the city, please pass the hemlock, I'm DONE!
#6265
Posted: 1/25/05 at 9:12am
((( Eddie )))
Here, hon, have one of my favorite casseroles...
pork chops and baked beans with cornbread and tossed salad...
Here, hon, have one of my favorite casseroles...
pork chops and baked beans with cornbread and tossed salad...
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Patrick Wilson Fans --New "UnOfficial Fan Site". Come check us out!
#6266
Posted: 1/25/05 at 9:12am
Eddie..sorry about your commute, but thanks for solving my problem of what to make for dinner...pork chops and applesauce.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#6267
Posted: 1/25/05 at 9:12am
And I thought I was having a bad morning.
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#6268
Posted: 1/25/05 at 9:14am
Bboobs...when you typed that did you hear Peter Brady doing Humphrey Bogart???
Eddie, hon, go kick a bus tire...you'll feel better.
Commuting is not fun. Why doesn't Mr. Shaiman put you on his payroll so you can spend days lazing about the house and entertaining Woo and Ree???
Eddie, hon, go kick a bus tire...you'll feel better.
Commuting is not fun. Why doesn't Mr. Shaiman put you on his payroll so you can spend days lazing about the house and entertaining Woo and Ree???
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Patrick Wilson Fans --New "UnOfficial Fan Site". Come check us out!
#6269
Posted: 1/25/05 at 9:15am
Beacon...you scare me sometimes.. knowing what I'm thinking...LOL !!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#6270
Posted: 1/25/05 at 9:18am
I feel your pain Eddie! Okay I don't, because I only have an eight minute drive along a scenic river to work each day. But, none the less, I understand the terror of having to sit next to someone like Pork Chop Rosie. Okay I don't, because I ride to work alone and I happen to love the other white meat. I understand having to endure a job that eats away at your soul. Okay I don't, because I love my job, I love my boss, I love my river view office only an eight minute drive from my fabulous house. I hope I helped make you feel better! I'm always here for you.
#6271
Posted: 1/25/05 at 9:20am
SOMMS...
Hire me...you must have a need for a straight female assistant who is Church-going, community-minded, and stalks only after hours and on weekends...
Hire me...you must have a need for a straight female assistant who is Church-going, community-minded, and stalks only after hours and on weekends...
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Patrick Wilson Fans --New "UnOfficial Fan Site". Come check us out!
#6272
Posted: 1/25/05 at 9:20am
So SOMMS..can I send you my resume' ?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#6274
Posted: 1/25/05 at 9:25am
*passes popcorn to Beacon*
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#6275
Posted: 1/25/05 at 9:31am
Uses Star Wars Action Ring (premium from Pop Tarts box) to deflect taser beam and beam is redirected and hits ... (to be continued)
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