WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY- Page 268

[Matthew Rask]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 11:06am

Thanks Mr. Grant...

Beacon's not interested in THIS Matthew.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 11:08am

but auctioning you off gets her closer to Paddy

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 11:09am

I bid five hundred bizillion dollars!!!!!!!

[beacon1]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 11:10am

Well...Mr. Rask...I am always open to expanding my stalking horizons...I might be able to set-up something for say...April/May.

Gosh...3 Francs from Jamie...That'll be our opening bid.

Eddie...perhaps you should flash a little leg to heat up the auction.

[mominator]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 11:11am

$20 and I'll throw in a nice dinner!

[beacon1]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 11:11am

SOMMS...

Will that be cash, check, or credit card.

I'm sure Eddie would thank you. Jamie and the benefit organizers would thank you...

and Patrick Wilson would be postively speechless...

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 11:11am

and don't forget to turn that terrified look into a smile from time to time....

[beacon1]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 11:11am

Mom...

Nice bid! :o)

I hear he does windows, too. :o)

[Matthew Rask]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 11:12am

Cookie, please don't give her any ideas...

[beacon1]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 11:14am

Considering the offers posted...I wonder what Eddie's "Self-Image" meter is reading right now... :o)

Mr. Rask...I'm a good Mormon girl so I'm a kinder, gentler stalker...

really...just ask Patrick...and ignore the heavy weeping and the wet, squashed Kleenex piling up around him...it's just allergies...

Updated On: 2/16/05 at 11:14 AM

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 11:15am

Oh, Mr. Rask, you know we'd bust you out... Though just for kicks, we may leave Eddie behind....

[Matthew Rask]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 11:17am

haha...you said 'Eddie behind'

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 11:19am

Eddie should shake it to raise the bidding...

[mominator]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 11:21am

So where's the bidding at? I really do have an attic that needs painting!!

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 11:24am

images of beacon as Eliza Dolittle.... "I'm a good girl, I am!"

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 11:27am

*shakes it for the cause!*

And to whoever "gets" me....I am ALL yours!

[beacon1]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 11:29am

*lol*

And that would be with a cockney accent (waits for delirious giggles from the others)

Now...if SOMMS bid of five hundred bizillion dollars doesn't pan out (he may need to tap into some off-shore holdings...)
I believe we are at 3 francs (Jamie) or $20 (Mominator).

C'mon...doesn't anyone have some loose change under sofa cushions?

[beacon1]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 11:30am

"All" theirs Eddie???

no caveats?

no clauses?

no safe word?

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 11:32am

hmmmm....

[Matthew Rask]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 11:37am

How do little Mormon girls know about safe words?! Wow...

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 11:38am

so much for being good....

[beacon1]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 12:30pm

Um...er...I'm well read????

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 12:32pm

Whatcha been reading there, Ms. beacon?

[beacon1]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 12:38pm

just a lot of reference books to keep up with my stalk-um "ardent fan" responsibilities.

Being an ardent, dedicated, enthusiastic, supporter of someone is not as easy as I make it look. It takes time, effort and a basic understanding of state and federal statutes to make it work.

If you fail to plan, you plan to fail. :o)

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 2/16/05 at 12:44pm

hmmmm, 3 francs or 20 bucks....
Ok ya got me!

I've always said I'm a cheap tramp!