WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY- Page 280

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 3/8/05 at 11:56pm

*picturing black and white video of giant boobs hastily pursuing a cookie down 5th Avenue in attack mode*

*laughing*

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 5:17am

*grabs Cookie and nibbles on him*...I would never bite my Cookie.

[beacon1]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 8:34am

LOL, FF, Great visual! :o)

Bboobs...perhaps it is Mr. Varley you should reprimand. He's not making regular appearances on his own worship thread. We his loyal fans are just waiting to fawn upon his every post...unless there is something more interesting to do... :o)

Mr. Varley--gooooood morning!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 8:50am

Yeah, that boobs has some kinda nerve. Pops in here once every thousand years and reprimands us for not keeping this thread going! Take care of the little pipsqueek Beac. I've got a hole started in my back yard -- right next to the septic tank.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 9:24am

Oh, you all are too sweet, I've been a bit busy lately doing a very strange play titled, "TALES OF THE LOST FORMICANS" at the Greenwich Street Theatre.
The cast is quite good, BWW's own Bill Weeden, last seen as the Boys Father in the final cast of THE FANTASTICKS is in it too, it's been an interesting process in putting it up, it hasn't been easy.

Sharon Fogarty is a wonderful director and has guided the production very well, but it's still a STRANGE play...

that's why I didn't invite anyone, but it has been fun to get my hands dirty in a creative manner, and the role is a real challenge.

But thanks for keeping the Welcome thread alive, I think it's almost time to do it as an evening somewhere, "WELCOME EDDIE VARLEY... LIVE!" Updated On: 3/9/05 at 09:24 AM

[beacon1]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 9:26am

"...with a special appearance by Dutchie Varley?"

Would RSR capture it for internet distribution like the Paris Hilton tape?

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 10:18am

Dutchie Varley?

Eddie does Amsterdam?

[beacon1]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 3:20pm

Dutchie is his mom.

A nice Mother-son duet would be tres cool.

Now...where IS Mr. Varley...do I smell porkchops???

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 8:59pm

Pass the Dutchie Varley !!!

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 10:53pm

I knew I should have had a porkchop (or two) for dinner tonight...

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 3/10/05 at 5:14am

Morning Eddie.

SOMMSY..come and get me !!!!

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 3/10/05 at 10:36am

Hide and seek with Boobs and SOMMS?

[beacon1]

Posted: 3/10/05 at 12:03pm

Stalking Mr. Varley is going to be a bit more labor-intensive I see. How can I stalk him if he won't show up and tell us where he is? When he won't fax or e-mail me his weekly schedule...

It's like he expects me to hunt down this info by myself.
What's up with that???

Geez. Like I'm gonna take time out of my busy life to fly to NYC to haunt the Mass Transit system, or sit in the bushes somewhere or hang out on Staten Island.

Time is money, people!
*sighs the sigh of the weary and misunderstood*

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 3/10/05 at 1:57pm

locate porkchop Rosie and I'm sure you and she can go hunting for Mr. Varley together....

[beacon1]

Posted: 3/10/05 at 4:46pm

aaah...but will she bring applesauce???

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 3/10/05 at 4:48pm

homemade with cinnamon

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 3/10/05 at 7:56pm

Beacon.....no worries....I have Eddie's schedule.

[Phantom2]

Posted: 3/11/05 at 8:05am

Mornin' everyone!

[beacon1]

Posted: 3/11/05 at 8:40am

Morning Phantom2...

Where is Mr. Varley this a.m.

Bboobs is going to have to start posting Eddie's schedule so we can keep track of him!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/11/05 at 8:43am

I'm in bed until showtime beacy, I have the flu.....AGAIN!!!!

Show closes Sunday, finally I'll be back on my BWW schedule!

[beacon1]

Posted: 3/11/05 at 8:48am

Poor Eddie!
(((Eddie)))

Quick! Phantom2, Bboobs, SOMMS, Cookie--someone--get K to fix up some homemade chicken noodle soup for our poor guy. Maybe toss in a secret ingredient from RSR special spice rack.

Get better soon, Eddie!

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 3/11/05 at 11:04am

we want to make Mr. Varley feel better, beacon, not take him out with essence of RSR....

[beacon1]

Posted: 3/11/05 at 11:46am

Addy can throw in something pink...

that should counterbalance things.

Poor Eddie.

Poor Eddie.

Phantom2--will you nurse him back to health?

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 3/11/05 at 11:48am

alcohol kills germs... remember that.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 3/11/05 at 12:26pm

pink alcohol cures everything...