Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
he he at least thats what is says on the bathroom walls =)
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
If I post my baby picture then experts at the FBI would be able to use computer techniques to project how I might look today...and then trouble would begin:
The Wanted Posters would really compromise my privacy when I go to the Post Office to buy stamps.
Subpoena Servers would recognize me...
Mr. Wilson would realize I'm the neighbor walking my dog near his apartment every morning...
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Happy Happy Day all! Jerby baby THIS one's for YOUSA!
Star Wars Copa Cabana Lyrics
By Weird Al Yankovic
Her name was Leia, She was a princess! With a danish on each ear and Darth Vader drawing near... So R2-D2, found Ben Kenobi, He'd have to put the Death Star plans into the Rebellion's hands, So, Luke and Obi-Wan had to get to Alderan, So, they stopped into Mos Eisly to have a drink with Han;
*Chorus* At the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina! The wierdest creatures you've ever seen-a. At the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina! Music and blasters and old Jedi Masters, at the Star Wars...
His name was Solo, He was pilot with a blaster at his side and a smile twelve parsecs wide! There with Chewbacca, He was a wookie! They met with Luke and Obi-Wan about the Millenium Falcon, Docking Bay 94, Stormtroopers at the door.. With a flash of Ben's lightsaber, now there's an arm on the floor!
(Chorus)
His name was Yoda, He was a Muppet! Darth Vader was so bad and by the way, he's Luke's dad! Luke kissed his sister, his hand got cut off, In that galaxy far far away, Luke has had a lousy day; Boba Fett was so mean, Jabba had bad hygine! Why didn't they all just relax back on Tatooine?