WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY- Page 81

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 7/18/04 at 2:28pm

2000th POST!

CONGRATULATIONS EDDIE VARLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:)

(EDIT: This is where you should imagine something brilliant and incredibly sexual to the point of being considered hard core pornography. All in the name of Eddie.)

Updated On: 7/18/04 at 02:28 PM

[ponine24601]

Posted: 7/18/04 at 2:46pm

i'm just gonna ditto that because i have no time to read this whole thing!

[Matt_G]

Posted: 7/18/04 at 2:47pm

Now I'm sad. The 2000th post should have been something brilliant and incredibly sexual to the point of being considered hard core pornography.

Sorry, Eddie.

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 7/18/04 at 2:50pm

You're right, Matt.
I edited in an "insert your own Eddie Varley fantasy here" space up top.
Is that better?

[zoran912]

Posted: 7/18/04 at 3:25pm

This thread is unbelievable.

[beacon1]

Posted: 7/18/04 at 4:00pm

Perhaps Pol could do a quick version like he did of My Fair Lady... :o)

[beacon1]

Posted: 7/18/04 at 11:00pm

bump...because Mr. Varley deserves it...

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 7/19/04 at 8:24am

All this "bumping", I feel like a stripper, what's next,GRINDING?!

I will say it's so wonderful to have such kindness thrown my way..I remember the good ol' days when I was called a "one-sided cynic" and a "whining pessimistic bully"!

Website forums are too often dismissed as simple minded irrelevant babble stations for crazed internet fanatics or crossed-dressing absynthe-drinking-necrophiliac mimes to spread their horrible manifestos....

And I'm the first to admit when looking at any one of the WICKED RULEZ/KRISTEN TOOTED threads, there may be a small grain of validity to the swift dismissal of our cherished meeting place(thought I can't understand why it's SO wrong to type a few words about how hot or not Pop Tarts are, or how Adam Fleming is the cat's meow and exploit the repressed and adolescent minds that log on nitely(especially when they belong to 38 year olds like ME!)

I am having the time of my LIFE getting to know all of you and expanding my mind and heart with all of you..you have made me embrace loftier aspirations on a daily basis..THANK YOU for making me feel so WELCOMED!

Posted: 7/19/04 at 9:04am

" what's next,GRINDING?!"

Yes, please.

[zoran912]

Posted: 7/19/04 at 4:05pm

I'm in.

Posted: 7/20/04 at 11:32am

Oh Eddie - i just can't stand it when you are not on top.

[beacon1]

Posted: 7/20/04 at 1:35pm

Eddie...

Since Marc is in L.A.

Will YOU be comforting Woo and Ree???

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 7/20/04 at 1:54pm

Eddie will be comforting Marc, silly.
The internet is a great thing.

[POLisPOL]

Posted: 7/20/04 at 7:59pm

OH MY GOD.
I JUST RECIEVED THE STANDING OVATIONS DVD.
NOW I'M A FAN OF EDDIE VARLEY TOO.

Posted: 7/20/04 at 8:01pm

Did all of our catcalls before Eddie's song make it onto the DVD, too?

[insomniak]

Posted: 7/20/04 at 8:07pm

Hello, Eddie. I am a lazy human being who doesn't want to read your entire thread, but WELCOME :)

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 7/21/04 at 8:26am

I am even lazier!
Even I haven't read the whole thing, ok I have read it, several times!

I was think of renting out Ars Nova and having a benefit reading of this thread, I can get Liza to read posts 38-46!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 7/21/04 at 1:42pm

I insist that you hire that professional actress, Renee, to read all of my posts. Love her! Mean it!

[beacon1]

Posted: 7/21/04 at 3:43pm

Eddie,

I think it would be only appropriate to have RightSaidRick read his own posts to you. Who else could give the proper delivery?

And, I think the Benefit idea is grand! Just another reason Broadway World luvs Mr. Varley--he's such a generous soul! :o)

Will Woo and Ree make a surprise appearance?

Posted: 7/21/04 at 3:56pm

I demand to have my posts read by Bebe Neuwirth.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 7/21/04 at 4:02pm

Well I'm Kristin Chenoweth and I read your postings. Does that count for something?

Posted: 7/21/04 at 4:04pm

Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you for what happened at our last My Little Pony tea party!

[Matt_G]

Posted: 7/21/04 at 4:11pm

Who you calling bitch? It's a good thing I have the bible in my hand otherwise I'd come over there and bust you in your grill! That's what you deserve for taking my Cabage Patch kids and braiding their hair to make them look like little African children!

Posted: 7/21/04 at 4:13pm

Tonight I'm going to go play Barbie with Laura Bell Bundy, I'm so gonna tell her what you said about her in your PM to me!

[Matt_G]

Posted: 7/21/04 at 4:18pm

OMG, like totally don't! We made a blood pact when we both turned 60 last year that we would never tell anyone about that! She's totally gonna like freak!

I'm gonna go in my closet and pray!