Joe Kv, are you sure that you aren't thinking about the old M-TV commercial that was a take-off of "Baby Jane"? The Bette character was dressed like Courtney from her '80s rock band and the Joan character was Madonna was wearing her leather boustier with the gold nipple cones and the tassels.
I don't remember the names of the songwriters of the "Baby Jane" musical. The lyricist was one of those guys who has written many produced musicals and never had a hit and the composer, I believe, wrote "Itsy, Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"...
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