Apparently, it's illegal in my home state of Virginia to walk around with a sign advertising your favorite breakfast cereal. When my friend and I found that out in fourth grade, we took a walk carrying signs that said CRUNCHATIZE ME CAPTAIN, passing several police cars. No one cared, and we were very disappointed.
In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy