Was Satan having a meeting with his minion, Dick Cheney?
Was Satan having a meeting with his minion, Dick Cheney?
FindingNamo
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#1Was Satan having a meeting with his minion, Dick Cheney?
Posted: 12/19/07 at 2:26pm
Thick black smoke billowed from a fire Wednesday in Vice President Dick Cheney's suite of offices in the historic Eisenhower Executive Office Building next to the White House.
The Dark Lord in Cheney's Office
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Updated On: 12/19/07 at 02:26 PM
#2re: Was Satan having a meeting with his minion, Dick Cheney?
Posted: 12/19/07 at 2:28pmI think this may have just been the literal incarnation of the saying "Liar, liar, pants on fire."
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."
FindingNamo
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#2re: Was Satan having a meeting with his minion, Dick Cheney?
Posted: 12/19/07 at 2:28pmMaybe somebody forgot to unplug the defribulator before going home last night?
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robbiej
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#3re: Was Satan having a meeting with his minion, Dick Cheney?
Posted: 12/19/07 at 2:29pmI guess they haven't elected a new Pope in Hell.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
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#4re: Was Satan having a meeting with his minion, Dick Cheney?
Posted: 12/19/07 at 4:04pm
Dick was obviously burning documents. And even if he wasn't he'll use this as an excuse to not release a single sheet of paper for the next year.
"The visitor logs? Sorry they burned right up. Those files were destroyed by the water. Sorry. Now, go **** yourself."
#5re: Was Satan having a meeting with his minion, Dick Cheney?
Posted: 12/19/07 at 4:06pmJoe that was my first thought as well!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
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