so... zeppie... i have a song for you, of course, you'll have to change key words, but i'm sure you can figure which they are. ready? here goes...
ooooooooooooooohhhhh....
i wish you could meet my girlfriend
my girlfriend who lives in canada.
she couldn't be sweeter
i wish you could meet her
my girlfriend who lives in canada
her name is alberta
she lives in vancouver
she cooks like my mother
and sucks like a hoover
i email her every single day
just to make sure that everything's ok
it's a pity she lives so far away in canda
laaaaaaaaast week she was here but she had the flu
too baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
cause i wanted to introduce her to you
it's so saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
there wasn't a thing that she could do
but stay in bed
with her legs up over her head
oh
i wish you could meet my girlfriend
my girlfriend who lives in canada
i love her i miss her i can't wait to kiss her
so soon i'll be off to alberta...
i mean vancouver
**** her name is alberta she lives in vancouver
she's my girlfriend
my wonderful girlfriend
yes i have a gilfriend
who lives in canada
and i can't wait to eat her **** again!