Why, what a bunch of lovely sweethearts you are! Thank you so much, darlins'. I am just tickled pink to have my own welcome string. Actually, you'll have to take my word for it as I am always pink. Unfortunately, I suffer from a very distressing prickly heat rash of the highest order in a very awkward and painful location. Decorum prevents me from revealing its exact location but I will tell you that I won't be wearing a two-piece this year. A sarong will do nicely, thank you. As a state-certified Glamour Foto technician and a fully qualified Jazzercise, Dancercise and Prancercise instuctor, I keep a very busy schedule as you can imagine. However, I will always make time to chat up all of my friends here at BW.
Did ya'll see our President on TV last night? Wasn't he just darlin'? I was so inspired that I held my salute from the first moment that he walked out to the podium until the last word left that crooked little mouth of his. My arm sure was sore though, but it was nothin that a little Cheez-Whiz and Saltines couldn't cure. I better run, it's time to "put my face on" as they say. If any of ya'll have some good ideas about how to remove spray cheese from your eyebrows then don't be shy.
Updated On: 4/14/04 at 07:06 AM