What Celebrities Would Look Like If They Lived in Missouri
What Celebrities Would Look Like If They Lived in Missouri
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#1What Celebrities Would Look Like If They Lived in Missouri
Posted: 3/7/08 at 1:45pm
You gotta scroll through this, but Planet Hiltron put together some great faux-pics of...well, you know what. I particularly like the Scarlett Johansen pic. Celebrities: They're just like us...with less weight!
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#2re: What Celebrities Would Look Like If They Lived in Missouri
Posted: 3/7/08 at 1:58pmBaba Wawa is hilarious!
....but the world goes 'round
#2re: What Celebrities Would Look Like If They Lived in Missouri
Posted: 3/8/08 at 9:29am
My favorites:
Nicole Kidman -
Britney Spears -
Madonna -
Scarlett Johansen -
Sarah Jessica Parker -
Gwen Stefani -
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#3re: What Celebrities Would Look Like If They Lived in Missouri
Posted: 3/8/08 at 10:05amlooks much more East Texas than Missouri to me.....
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#4re: What Celebrities Would Look Like If They Lived in Missouri
Posted: 3/8/08 at 1:44pmHilarious. They look like drag queens, especially Nicole Kidman and Gwen Stefani.
"I saw Pavarotti play Rodolfo on stage and with his girth I thought he was about to eat the whole table at the Cafe Momus." - Dollypop
#5re: What Celebrities Would Look Like If They Lived in Missouri
Posted: 3/8/08 at 1:59pm
Gwen Stefani looks like she's sellin' Jesus on a local TV ministry channel.
Either that or running a brothel.
There's a fine line.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#6re: What Celebrities Would Look Like If They Lived in Missouri
Posted: 3/8/08 at 2:17pm
Two of my favorites 
Sharon Stone 
Madonna
There wouldn't be lights bright enough!
LePetiteFromage
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/19/08
#8re: What Celebrities Would Look Like If They Lived in Missouri
Posted: 3/8/08 at 2:53pm
Best. One. Ever.
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