What Celebrities Would Look Like If They Lived in Missouri

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What Celebrities Would Look Like If They Lived in Missouri

Posted: 3/7/08 at 1:45pm

You gotta scroll through this, but Planet Hiltron put together some great faux-pics of...well, you know what. I particularly like the Scarlett Johansen pic. Celebrities: They're just like us...with less weight!
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Posted: 3/7/08 at 1:58pm

Baba Wawa is hilarious!

....but the world goes 'round

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Posted: 3/8/08 at 9:29am

My favorites:

Nicole Kidman -

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Britney Spears -

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Madonna -

Scarlett Johansen -

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Sarah Jessica Parker -

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Gwen Stefani -

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"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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Posted: 3/8/08 at 10:05am

looks much more East Texas than Missouri to me.....

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

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Posted: 3/8/08 at 1:44pm

Hilarious. They look like drag queens, especially Nicole Kidman and Gwen Stefani.

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Posted: 3/8/08 at 1:59pm

Gwen Stefani looks like she's sellin' Jesus on a local TV ministry channel.

Either that or running a brothel.

There's a fine line.

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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Posted: 3/8/08 at 2:17pm

Two of my favorites
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Sharon Stone
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Madonna

There wouldn't be lights bright enough!

Posted: 3/8/08 at 2:40pm

Updated On: 1/24/09 at 02:40 PM

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Posted: 3/8/08 at 2:53pm

Best. One. Ever.

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