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#7

What Should Be Ricky Martin's Comeback Single?

Posted: 3/31/10 at 11:52am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj8C43r4zm0
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#9

What Should Be Ricky Martin's Comeback Single?

Posted: 3/31/10 at 11:55am

"Livin' La Penis Loca"
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#10

What Should Be Ricky Martin's Comeback Single?

Posted: 3/31/10 at 12:34pm

I loathed him when he was in the closet and the opinion stands as firm as Jeff Stryker's member.


A duet with Pansy Division would change my mind, but I doubt Miss Ricardo would get her nails dirty with such nonsense.
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#11

What Should Be Ricky Martin's Comeback Single?

Posted: 3/31/10 at 12:36pm

I recalled he was in LES MIZ on Broadway. Maybe his version of "Bring Him Home" (admittedly not his character) would resonate.
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#13

What Should Be Ricky Martin's Comeback Single?

Posted: 3/31/10 at 12:52pm

When are the Backstreet Boys going to have a coming out? So far it's just drugs, but no way are they all straight.
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#14

What Should Be Ricky Martin's Comeback Single?

Posted: 3/31/10 at 2:19pm

I know them personally. They are all straight. Perhaps you are thinking of N*SYNC, which is due for another coming out any day now?
#15

What Should Be Ricky Martin's Comeback Single?

Posted: 3/31/10 at 3:35pm

Really? Even that one with the ponytail? Not AJ, the other one.

It wouldn't surprise me if 4 of the 5 members of 'N SYNC were gay. I haven't decided who the token straight would be, but I'm leaning towards Joey since he knocked up a groupie back in the day.
Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never knowing how
#16

What Should Be Ricky Martin's Comeback Single?

Posted: 3/31/10 at 3:43pm

Nothing would please me more than if Howie, my favorite Backstreet boy ("The one with the pony tail" in your description, I think) were gay, but he is not.

They are all quite lovely guys, even when the world was at their feet. (Maybe Nick went through a difficult phase, but I never witnessed it first hand.)
#17

What Should Be Ricky Martin's Comeback Single?

Posted: 3/31/10 at 3:51pm

Back in 2000 the Backstreet Boys did a Rolling Stone interview in which they were asked who masturbated the most:

"And as a team player, far be it for Howie to reveal the name of the group's most frequent masturbator. He'll laugh and giggle about it, but his lips are most definitely sealed.

'OK, I rub one out every once in a while,' Kevin drawls, 'but if one of us is a chronic masturbator, it's Nick.'

All the boys are in the hotel, and with Nick Carter thus singled out, all hell breaks loose. When the riot's over, Nick rolls his eyes and says, 'Why does it have to be me? You know you all do it just as much as me.'

'Well,' says Kevin, 'I'll put on the pay-per-view every now and then and check it out.'

Suddenly one of the other Boys starts singing a song from the disco era. 'We're coming out,' goes the tune. 'I want the world to know…'

And then Nick says, again, 'Why does it have to be me?'

Kevin shrugs, as if to say that's just the truth of the matter, just as it's the truth that twenty-year-old Nick is the farter king, not to mention the sloppiest of the boys and the one with the smelliest feet and the one, who, when he gets upset, is the most likely to start throwing fists around, though not so much recently."

I often wondered how they knew so much of each other's masturbation habits. I got visions of circle jerks. Not to mention that "coming out" lyric just stands out.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

Updated On: 3/31/10 at 03:51 PM

#20

What Should Be Ricky Martin's Comeback Single?

Posted: 3/31/10 at 5:18pm

how about re-writing the lyrics to lou bega's "mambo #5...

a little bit of david in my life, a little bit of michael by my side, a little bit of trevor's all i need, a little bit of geno's what i see, a little bit of sammy in the sun, a little bit of charlie all night long, a little bit of christopher here i am, a little bit of you makes me your man!
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#21

What Should Be Ricky Martin's Comeback Single?

Posted: 3/31/10 at 5:28pm

He could do a duet with JLo...

She needs help...

http://perezhilton.com/2010-03-31-j-lo-attempts-to-sing-a-barbra-streisand-song-and-fails

(Sorry, it's on Perez's site)
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#22

What Should Be Ricky Martin's Comeback Single?

Posted: 3/31/10 at 5:29pm

Sorry Joe, I meant no slight against Howie, but I was an 'N SYNC fan, and you didn't cross party lines back in those days. What Should Be Ricky Martin's Comeback Single? And for a non-fan, he was the least distinctive to me. Did you work with them or something?

On topic- I've had Livin La Vida Loca stuck in my head for 2 days now. I had previously forgotten the song existed. His memoirs will definitely sell better after this.
Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never knowing how
#23

What Should Be Ricky Martin's Comeback Single?

Posted: 3/31/10 at 5:37pm

Marquise I appreciate your devotion to Ricky martin, but your insistence that he is as big a star as ever is just flat out wrong. At his peak he could shift massive quantities- Vuelve, "only" managed to sell 8 million copies- less than half of his biggest album. But his last albums haven't even broke a million copies. Sure, that would be a lot for a new artist, but look at that trajectory- he's only selling about 5% of what he sold at his peak.

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