What Should Be Ricky Martin's Comeback Single?
What Should Be Ricky Martin's Comeback Single?
#1What Should Be Ricky Martin's Comeback Single?
Posted: 3/30/10 at 11:18pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGL2rytTraA
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#2What Should Be Ricky Martin's Comeback Single?
Posted: 3/30/10 at 11:36pmUpdated On: 3/31/10 at 11:36 PM
#2What Should Be Ricky Martin's Comeback Single?
Posted: 3/31/10 at 12:10am
#3What Should Be Ricky Martin's Comeback Single?
Posted: 3/31/10 at 12:11amI'm hoping for a remake of "Hit Me With Your Best Shot."
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#4What Should Be Ricky Martin's Comeback Single?
Posted: 3/31/10 at 3:08am
This:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soLqF71fH5U&feature=related
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#5What Should Be Ricky Martin's Comeback Single?
Posted: 3/31/10 at 11:45am
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#6What Should Be Ricky Martin's Comeback Single?
Posted: 3/31/10 at 11:52amhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj8C43r4zm0
#7What Should Be Ricky Martin's Comeback Single?
Posted: 3/31/10 at 11:54amA combined version of "Livin' La Vida Loca" and "She Bangs"...with all the pronouns and stuff changed to accomodate his new persona!
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#8What Should Be Ricky Martin's Comeback Single?
Posted: 3/31/10 at 11:55am"Livin' La Penis Loca"
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#9What Should Be Ricky Martin's Comeback Single?
Posted: 3/31/10 at 12:34pm
I loathed him when he was in the closet and the opinion stands as firm as Jeff Stryker's member.
A duet with Pansy Division would change my mind, but I doubt Miss Ricardo would get her nails dirty with such nonsense.
Auggie27
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#10What Should Be Ricky Martin's Comeback Single?
Posted: 3/31/10 at 12:36pmI recalled he was in LES MIZ on Broadway. Maybe his version of "Bring Him Home" (admittedly not his character) would resonate.
#11What Should Be Ricky Martin's Comeback Single?
Posted: 3/31/10 at 12:39pm"I Want It That Way"
#12What Should Be Ricky Martin's Comeback Single?
Posted: 3/31/10 at 12:52pmWhen are the Backstreet Boys going to have a coming out? So far it's just drugs, but no way are they all straight.
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#13What Should Be Ricky Martin's Comeback Single?
Posted: 3/31/10 at 2:19pmI know them personally. They are all straight. Perhaps you are thinking of N*SYNC, which is due for another coming out any day now?
#14What Should Be Ricky Martin's Comeback Single?
Posted: 3/31/10 at 3:35pm
Really? Even that one with the ponytail? Not AJ, the other one.
It wouldn't surprise me if 4 of the 5 members of 'N SYNC were gay. I haven't decided who the token straight would be, but I'm leaning towards Joey since he knocked up a groupie back in the day.
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#15What Should Be Ricky Martin's Comeback Single?
Posted: 3/31/10 at 3:43pm
Nothing would please me more than if Howie, my favorite Backstreet boy ("The one with the pony tail" in your description, I think) were gay, but he is not.
They are all quite lovely guys, even when the world was at their feet. (Maybe Nick went through a difficult phase, but I never witnessed it first hand.)
#16What Should Be Ricky Martin's Comeback Single?
Posted: 3/31/10 at 3:51pm
Back in 2000 the Backstreet Boys did a Rolling Stone interview in which they were asked who masturbated the most:
"And as a team player, far be it for Howie to reveal the name of the group's most frequent masturbator. He'll laugh and giggle about it, but his lips are most definitely sealed.
'OK, I rub one out every once in a while,' Kevin drawls, 'but if one of us is a chronic masturbator, it's Nick.'
All the boys are in the hotel, and with Nick Carter thus singled out, all hell breaks loose. When the riot's over, Nick rolls his eyes and says, 'Why does it have to be me? You know you all do it just as much as me.'
'Well,' says Kevin, 'I'll put on the pay-per-view every now and then and check it out.'
Suddenly one of the other Boys starts singing a song from the disco era. 'We're coming out,' goes the tune. 'I want the world to know…'
And then Nick says, again, 'Why does it have to be me?'
Kevin shrugs, as if to say that's just the truth of the matter, just as it's the truth that twenty-year-old Nick is the farter king, not to mention the sloppiest of the boys and the one with the smelliest feet and the one, who, when he gets upset, is the most likely to start throwing fists around, though not so much recently."
I often wondered how they knew so much of each other's masturbation habits. I got visions of circle jerks. Not to mention that "coming out" lyric just stands out.
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
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#17What Should Be Ricky Martin's Comeback Single?
Posted: 3/31/10 at 3:53pmHave you ever been on a tour bus?
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#18What Should Be Ricky Martin's Comeback Single?
Posted: 3/31/10 at 5:00pmRicky Martin never went away to "come back".
#19What Should Be Ricky Martin's Comeback Single?
Posted: 3/31/10 at 5:18pm
how about re-writing the lyrics to lou bega's "mambo #5...
a little bit of david in my life, a little bit of michael by my side, a little bit of trevor's all i need, a little bit of geno's what i see, a little bit of sammy in the sun, a little bit of charlie all night long, a little bit of christopher here i am, a little bit of you makes me your man!
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#20What Should Be Ricky Martin's Comeback Single?
Posted: 3/31/10 at 5:28pm
He could do a duet with JLo...
She needs help...
http://perezhilton.com/2010-03-31-j-lo-attempts-to-sing-a-barbra-streisand-song-and-fails
(Sorry, it's on Perez's site)
#21What Should Be Ricky Martin's Comeback Single?
Posted: 3/31/10 at 5:29pm
Sorry Joe, I meant no slight against Howie, but I was an 'N SYNC fan, and you didn't cross party lines back in those days. 
And for a non-fan, he was the least distinctive to me. Did you work with them or something?
On topic- I've had Livin La Vida Loca stuck in my head for 2 days now. I had previously forgotten the song existed. His memoirs will definitely sell better after this.
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#22What Should Be Ricky Martin's Comeback Single?
Posted: 3/31/10 at 5:37pmMarquise I appreciate your devotion to Ricky martin, but your insistence that he is as big a star as ever is just flat out wrong. At his peak he could shift massive quantities- Vuelve, "only" managed to sell 8 million copies- less than half of his biggest album. But his last albums haven't even broke a million copies. Sure, that would be a lot for a new artist, but look at that trajectory- he's only selling about 5% of what he sold at his peak.
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