I'm not a very good driver, I must say! The world is much safer when I'm manning a MetroCard rather than my driver's license. I think I'm just too easily distracted..."Oops! Red light, you fool!!!" I'm a really bad parker too. It's like, if I don't get it reasonably straight the first time, there's NO WAY I'm going to be able to straghten it out. It's very sad, actually!
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)