Drawing - I can barely draw a stick figure. I have no sense of perspective, but then my unusual eyesight also inhibits depth perception, so that might have something to do with it.
Physics - I'm great at math until you apply it to real life. Then I get completely lost. I only got through finite math and applications because our incompetent professor passed everyone who didn't drop the course and curved the final 30 points.
Pool - I'm so bad at pool, people pay me not to play.
I'm actually pretty good at most sports. I just don't like to play them.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian