#26
Posted: 7/7/05 at 12:15pm
Justice, Fairies have often vexed me in the past.
What do you believe? — Page 2
#27
Posted: 7/7/05 at 12:19pm
I love my Gnomes.
It's the Leprechauns you have to watch out for.
One time, I had a Troll visiting my, what is now a Giant Pumpkin, and he came all the way from Norway...cute little thing. Well, this Leprachaun shows up at my door and asks if I had any Trolls, and I said.."Yes". Well, the Leprachaun came in my house - very rudely, I might add, went up to the Troll and ate him. Can you believe the audacity?
I told the Leprachaun that I was going to callhis mother, and do you know what he said to me?
He said "Well, lucky for me, I don't have a mother!" and stormed off.
I don't know where you are, but,if you're in my vicinity, you will see "Wanted" signs for this Troll eating Leprachaun posted on Telephone Polls (Which the Gnomes are telling me the Fairies are going to turn them into Giant Jujubees - so be on the lookout for Giant Jujubees with "Wanted" signs on them)
It's the Leprechauns you have to watch out for.
One time, I had a Troll visiting my, what is now a Giant Pumpkin, and he came all the way from Norway...cute little thing. Well, this Leprachaun shows up at my door and asks if I had any Trolls, and I said.."Yes". Well, the Leprachaun came in my house - very rudely, I might add, went up to the Troll and ate him. Can you believe the audacity?
I told the Leprachaun that I was going to callhis mother, and do you know what he said to me?
He said "Well, lucky for me, I don't have a mother!" and stormed off.
I don't know where you are, but,if you're in my vicinity, you will see "Wanted" signs for this Troll eating Leprachaun posted on Telephone Polls (Which the Gnomes are telling me the Fairies are going to turn them into Giant Jujubees - so be on the lookout for Giant Jujubees with "Wanted" signs on them)
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive.
"Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot."
"No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one."
Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.
Updated On: 7/7/05 at 12:19 PM
#29
Posted: 7/7/05 at 12:23pm
nmartin...Believe it or not..Fairies eat baby Trolls...
Why do you think they're always angry...Years of Opression...
Well, not All Trolls are always angry...their are some nice ones...those are the ones that get eaten by Leprechauns!
Those damn Leprachauns!
Why do you think they're always angry...Years of Opression...
Well, not All Trolls are always angry...their are some nice ones...those are the ones that get eaten by Leprechauns!
Those damn Leprachauns!
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive.
"Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot."
"No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one."
Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.
#30
Posted: 7/7/05 at 12:32pm
I believe in revolution.
I believe that ants will rule the world one day.
I believe everyone can learn something from broadway.
I believe dreams have hidden messages.
I believe people need to excercise more.
I believe golf is good for teaching concentration and patience.
I believe people need to think less cynical.
I believe the future's too far away to think about.
I believe dragons existed some time on earth.
Sorry if it's long but I think about this all the time.
I believe that ants will rule the world one day.
I believe everyone can learn something from broadway.
I believe dreams have hidden messages.
I believe people need to excercise more.
I believe golf is good for teaching concentration and patience.
I believe people need to think less cynical.
I believe the future's too far away to think about.
I believe dragons existed some time on earth.
Sorry if it's long but I think about this all the time.
I'm not a gay stereotype. I'm a coincidence.
Updated On: 7/7/05 at 12:32 PM
#31
Posted: 7/7/05 at 12:33pm
A bad lot all around, these supposedly mythological creatures. One must watch their garden carefully when these types are about.
#32
Posted: 7/7/05 at 12:39pm
nmartin,
How do you stop the Gorgons?
Those are probably the worst pests of them all.
I was thinking of buying "Snake-Off", but that doesn't do much, considering you have to look at them to spray them...and you should see all the beautiful stones of mty friends...Well, if there's one good thing about Gorgon's, it's the Art they leave behind.
How do you stop the Gorgons?
Those are probably the worst pests of them all.
I was thinking of buying "Snake-Off", but that doesn't do much, considering you have to look at them to spray them...and you should see all the beautiful stones of mty friends...Well, if there's one good thing about Gorgon's, it's the Art they leave behind.
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive.
"Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot."
"No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one."
Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.
#33
Posted: 7/7/05 at 12:41pm
I believe we're outgrowing the planet.
I believe people who own cars that have less than 10 miles to a gallon are a) crazy, and b) is the reason that people like me end up paying $2.50 for a gallon of gas.
I believe the glass is neither half full or half empty, but the glass is indeed broken.
I believe I'm meant to make an impact in the future.
I believe in God.
I believe that everyone is related to each other somehow by six degrees.
Etc., so forth...
I believe people who own cars that have less than 10 miles to a gallon are a) crazy, and b) is the reason that people like me end up paying $2.50 for a gallon of gas.
I believe the glass is neither half full or half empty, but the glass is indeed broken.
I believe I'm meant to make an impact in the future.
I believe in God.
I believe that everyone is related to each other somehow by six degrees.
Etc., so forth...
This is my signature.
#34
Posted: 7/7/05 at 12:56pm
I believe that some of you have crazy beliefs. :)
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#35
Posted: 7/7/05 at 1:00pm
Justice, when the Gorgon Sisters rear their ugly heads, severe difficulties follow, no doubt about that. Remember, these are our trying times.
#36
Posted: 7/7/05 at 7:12pm
i believe ann-margret has never been given her due as an actress.
RIP glebby <3
#37
Posted: 7/7/05 at 7:23pm
i don't like gnomes either... they're well creepy!
I beleive that the answer to everything is 42
I beleive that the answer to everything is 42
Jesus Loves You... Everybody else thinks you're an idiot!
#39
Posted: 7/7/05 at 7:25pm
What makes you say that? She's won 5 Golden Globes and has had multiple Emmy nominations and a couple of Oscar nominations. That more than most actresses.
ConvinceMe2 is dead. Long live BrendanStryker!
#40
Posted: 7/7/05 at 7:29pm
I beleieve Ann MArgaret is one of the worst actresses and singers...and, well, if I were on speaking terms with the Fairies, I would ask them to use the Gnomes magic mushrooms and turn her into someone worth believing in.
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive.
"Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot."
"No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one."
Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.
#41
Posted: 7/7/05 at 7:36pm
I believe in God the Father almight, Creator of Heaven and Earth; and in Jesus Christ, His only Son, our Lord; who was conceived by the Holy Spirit, born of the Virgin Mary; suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, died, and was buried. He descended into hell; the third day He arose again from the dead. He ascended into Heaven, and is seated at the right hand of God the Father Almighty; from thence He shall come to judge the living and the dead. I believe in the Holy Spirit; the Holy Catholic Church; the Communion of Saints; the forgiveness of sins; the resurrection of the body, and life everlasting. Amen.
ConvinceMe2 is dead. Long live BrendanStryker!
#42
Posted: 7/7/05 at 7:39pm
I believe your reward will be great in Heaven, CM2!
"Not a day goes by..."
#43
Posted: 7/7/05 at 7:41pm
I believe my boss is a flaming idiot
You mayt continue
You mayt continue
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#44
Posted: 7/7/05 at 7:42pm
ConvinceMe2, Amen.
Salmon leap from the womb of the white sea you look on; they are calves, they are lambs of good color, in peace without slaughter.
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