We must come together and share our sorrows.
Please share, so we can all heal together.
I unnecessarily sob at cruelty.
Addy, I only know about QUITE NEEDED THROBBING...sorry, kitten.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
No sobs for the throb!
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
No sob for the throb?
What a snob!
but isn't some throbbing a good throbbing?
Broadway Star Joined: 10/1/07
dead kittens give me an UN-NEEDED SOBBING.
The smelly stench of stale socks sends me sobbing.
Dead horses being beaten.
Oh, and deer.
deaf beauty pageants.
A pile of dirty laundry on the maid's day off.
Joined: 12/31/69
Toast falling butter-side down on the floor.
My deceased Great Aunt Elaine was first runner up in the Miss Deaf Deer Pageant. She'd have won if she hadn't told the judges to f*ck themselves during the onstage question portion of the pageant.
I heard she gave great salt lick though.
Joined: 12/31/69
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/06
Salt Lick City has never been the same since.
Her talent was texting while waiting for a train.
Dead aunts, a one-testicled uncle, and dirty socks.
Dead deer Carols too
Butchered foreign languages
My dead goldfish. They make me sob.
And any martini that hasn't been finished. I mean really, what's the point?
The plea for attention on the main board!
now it is time for you to stop all of your sobbing.
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