What is the dumbest thread ever?

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 12:21pm

I won't say which posts today made me consider this question, I'll just ask it: Of the thousands of stupid threads, which one was the stupidest?

Present thread excepted, of course.

[best12bars]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 12:24pm

No, it's this one.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 12:28pm

C'mon. This isn't even dumber than the several hundred "I'm in row B. Are those seats any good?" threads.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 12:29pm

How about the "If you could be any Broadway Star's underpants, whose underpants would you be?" thread?
Updated On: 9/11/08 at 12:29 PM

[best12bars]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 12:31pm

No, it's this one.

...and I'd be Merman's undies, and Row B sucks!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 12:31pm

Or "After Fiyero is turned into a scarecrow, can he & Elphaba still have sex?"

[best12bars]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 12:31pm

Ever heard of spinning straw into gold?

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 12:34pm

And OF COURSE you'd be Ethel Merman's underpants- EVERYONE would! That's WHY it's a stupid question!

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 12:39pm

"After Fiyero is turned into a scarecrow, can he & Elphaba still have sex?"

Ever hear of a freaking SPOILER ALERT? Haysus Kritus, Joe, learn some board etiquette. Not ALL of us have had the opportunity to see Wicked yet. I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE you.

So what is the answer to the question? Can they? I mean does straw get hard?

[killertofu333]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 12:45pm

My favorite dumbest thread had to be "When are you going to be nice to me" started by Musicaltheaterfan3.

[best12bars]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 12:45pm

Oh... they can definitely make hay.

[best12bars]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 12:47pm

Here's what their babies look like...

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 12:48pm

Mea Culpa SueLeen! I am SO Sorry! I hope I didn't ruin the Greatest Show in the History of Theater, Ever! for anyone.

And, for the record, I think Glinda was just being catty when she said sex with Fiyero was a little like searching for a needle in a haystack.
Updated On: 9/11/08 at 12:48 PM

[shameless]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 12:50pm

I don't know, but I think this one should be up for consideration.

"Who do you hate more Jonas Brothers or Hannah Montana?"

[Jane2]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 1:24pm

Yeah, that one is really dumb.

I think the threads started by sandwich asking if there's anything wrong with him are pretty dumb.

[xxnewgirlxx]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 1:32pm

I agree on the Sandwich ones. What I especially hate about them is that everyone complains about how annoying they are/he is, yet continually reply.

Don't feed the Sandwich!

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 1:36pm

I. Hate. Deer.


Is it possible for a thread to be so stupid it turns around and becomes brilliant?

[Maraclea2]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 1:39pm

But at Cruel's threads are consistent with his character.
I need some qualifiers here:
Which board?
Ever, or this month, or this year, etc.

The selection pool is overwhelming.

[Jane2]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 1:55pm

"But at Cruel's threads are consistent with his character.
I need some qualifiers here:
Which board?
Ever, or this month, or this year, etc."

Those are strange remarks seeing that you just joined six days ago. Hosiery?

[Maraclea2]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 2:02pm

Obviously Jane. I am the sockiest sock that ever socked!

But I'm a friendly sock. Not looking to stir up trouble.

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 2:05pm

Maraclea2 what were/are your other names here on BBW?

[Maraclea2]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 2:06pm

Tony
Sarah
John
Steven
Lucille
Wanda
Hobart

[Jane2]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 2:15pm

whatever

[best12bars]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 2:20pm

Who was Maraclea1?

[StockardFan]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 2:25pm

How bout the ethnicity one? That was pretty dumb.