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Bill Bryson's description of the moose in "Letters from a Big Country":
"A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. A moose runs as if it's legs have never been introduced to each other. Even it's antlers are hopeless. Other creatures grow antlers...that looks wonderful in profile and command the respect of adversaries. Moose grow antlers that look liike oven gloves. If you are driving down a highway and a moose steps from the woods ahead of you, he will squint at you...then abruptly hie off down the road away from you, legs flailing in eight directions at once...Clueless as to where he is and what he exactly is going on, the moose doggedly follows the highway half way to New Brunswick before his particular gait inadvertently steers him back to the woods, where he immeadiately stops and takes on a perplexed expression that says, 'Hey - woods. Now how the heck did I get here?' Shooting a moose is not an achievement. I have encountered moose in the wild and can tell you that you could just about go up and kill one with a folded newspaper..."
paradox_error's siganture...I just died laughing because I was listening to Over The Moon when I read that. OMG- I needed that laugh. *should anyone not want to find the quote it's*
"I didn't find it funny when some of the stage hands put "Crazy Glue" on my costume, so that when I grabbed my breasts in "Over the Moon," they stayed there. It really didn't help that Adam started screaming "OH MY GOD!! Quick! Someone help! The part of Maureen is getting to her! SHE'S TRYING TO F*ING MILK HERSELF!!!" ---Idina Menzel
haha, I find it hysterical ^^, lol
Paula Abdul's hair on tonight's episode of American Idol. What was she thinking?
Cam's signature.
Last two things that cracked me up:
-Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Just a minute ago, they were playing "Props" and it was just a riot.
Before that:
I don't know who's icon it was, but it was a little bitty chihuahua looking dog sitting in a big yellow food dish labeled "KILLER". I look at that and L O L.
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