Maybe your are his muse, because you clearly amuse him.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
Well, now THAT made me LOL, Corine, thank you! THANK YOU SO MUCH! I'm not obsessed, sweetie! I've never had a single restraining order made against me! I'd unblock you from sending PMs, but, you know, I just don't have time to reply to 42 a day.
Anyway, another thing that made me LOL was Andy Kindler on Letterman last night, doing the very Queer Eye routine I mentioned in the Queer Eye for the Straight Girl thread the other day. As well as other bits... like his genius text messaging riff.
forbidden broadway
Gertrude Niessen singing I WANT TO GET MARRIED from FOLLOW THE GIRLS. It had to be heard to be believed.
Miriam
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
But that's not REALLY the last thing that made you laugh out loud, is it Miriam?
xo
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Just have to send warm wishes to Miriam, who is my favorite person to have pop in suddenly
I have never had a restraining order either. No need to unblock me. I have no desire to talk to you.
America's Funniest Home Videos, Candid Camera, Funniest Game Show Moments, Friends Gag Reel-
When I am super tired and turn on dumb tv, it completely cracks me up.
My fav on Family Feud in the final round:
Name something you take to the beach: Turkey
What's the first thing you go get in a grocery store: Turkey
Name a food you stuff: Turkey
I was laughing so hard at this poor guy...
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself."
~~Peter O'Toole.
The above quote
"Phantom of the Opera" (the movie) in 15 minutes:
http://www.livejournal.com/community/m15m/6231.html
My note says "You suck and so do the doggeh!"
"Who's Line is it Anyway?" last night. Actually, every night for that matter.
Last REALLY big laugh was over that crazy squirrel trying to run with a bagel in its mouth. Funniest thing I've ever seen.
Listening to Anchorman's version of Afternoon Delight nearly made me pee.
The big WSS-like newscaster gang war in Anchorman.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Mario Cantone's impersonation of Michael Jackson in LAUGH WHORE. The problem was, I'd slightly re-injured my back and every time I laughed I hurt myself. I was in considerable pain by the end of the performance.
The Best of Adam Sandler on SNL... Cajun Man and Operaman. F*CKING HILARIOUS.
"I heard you guzzled 32 beers... what happened next?"
"HALLUCINATION"
"What did you see?"
"SATAN"
"Was he with anyone?"
"JIM MORRISON"
hahahaha.
Broadway Star Joined: 12/19/04
Will and Grace.......I just turn it on and Im guaranteed to be laughing hysterically.
A video of Taple on musicals.net.
Harriet Harris on "Desperate Housewives".. she is hysterical.
I just heard "La Resistance" from the South Park movie... and I never realized it was so god damn hilarious!! It's SOOOO Les Mis... and it's such a great parody bc it's not direct at all.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/21/04
The old W.C. Fields film, "It's A Gift". Hadn't seen it in years, and we were all laughing out loud, at most of it.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/5/04
Just now on SNL's weekend update.Tina Fey said that Trump was considering a musical version of The Apprentice-why?Because he couldn't find a match to set fire to a pile a money.
hmm...several things...
1) watching American idol....
2) watching Made with that girl who wanted to be an actress for midsummer night's dream
3) reading a series of unfortunate events....
Hahaha ghostlight! That made me laugh out loud too and I didn't even actually see it. Tina Fey is brilliant.
I actually just got an idea. She should try her hand at writing for the stage. I wonder how that'd turn out.
DVD of the French movie Tais-toi! Gerard Depardieu is so funny!
Chorus Member Joined: 11/25/04
Bill Bryson's description of the moose in "Letters from a Big Country":
"A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. A moose runs as if it's legs have never been introduced to each other. Even it's antlers are hopeless. Other creatures grow antlers...that looks wonderful in profile and command the respect of adversaries. Moose grow antlers that look liike oven gloves. If you are driving down a highway and a moose steps from the woods ahead of you, he will squint at you...then abruptly hie off down the road away from you, legs flailing in eight directions at once...Clueless as to where he is and what he exactly is going on, the moose doggedly follows the highway half way to New Brunswick before his particular gait inadvertently steers him back to the woods, where he immeadiately stops and takes on a perplexed expression that says, 'Hey - woods. Now how the heck did I get here?' Shooting a moose is not an achievement. I have encountered moose in the wild and can tell you that you could just about go up and kill one with a folded newspaper..."
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