#26
Posted: 5/4/05 at 4:29pm
That is the best idea I have heard all month!
What is this about Oprah having a daughter? — Page 2
#27
Posted: 5/4/05 at 4:35pm
And if the dog whisperer can't help Oprah's "daughter" she can always feed her to Sally!
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
#28
Posted: 5/4/05 at 7:25pm
Say what you want about Oprah, but WATCH the Struthers-dissin'! I won't have it!! I LOVE that lady!!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#29
Posted: 5/4/05 at 8:21pm
sorry Rath *hangs head in shame*
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
#30
Posted: 5/4/05 at 9:24pm
Wait, wait...... so it really IS about her freaking dog?
*shakes head*
And people say I have issues...
*shakes head*
And people say I have issues...
"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA
If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...
#31
Posted: 5/5/05 at 11:00am
Plum, I probably should have used the word "pamper" instead of "baby". I probably wouldn't dress my dog up, but I don't really care if other people do. I don't really think a Scottish terrier for example is really going to care if they have a sweater on as long as it's not hot and he can still do all the dog things they usually do. If the dog doesn't go out of it's way to try to get the clothes off, I don't really see a problem.
"The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares. They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds and laugh at our love affairs. I might have had a real romance if they'd given me a chance. I loved him, but he didn't love me. I wanted him, but he didn't want me. Then the gods had a spree and indulged in another whim. Now he loves me, but I don't love him." - Cole Porter
#32
Posted: 5/5/05 at 11:58am
I love me some Oprah like nobody's business, but lately her promos have been tabloidish and misleading. This is not what she's about, yet her promos are ridiculous.
A month or two ago she was gonna get her ears pierced on the show so the promo showed an extreme close-up of her face, nervous and screaming. In a dramatic voiceover, someone says "You've laughed with her. You've cried with her. For 18 years, Oprah has been there for you. Now, she needs YOUR help." And you hear her say "Ah ah hold my hand. HOLD MY HAND! Ahhhhh!!!" (fade to black)
Here you think it's some big deal and the bitch (whom I LOVE, don't get me wrong) is getting her ears pierced.
Now this is being portrayed as a "deep dark family secret". I guarantee the ONLY reason Stedman is appearing on the show is to dispel rumors that they have broken up.
Hiss boo.
(But you can guarantee I'll be Tivo-ing my girl just like every other day.)
A month or two ago she was gonna get her ears pierced on the show so the promo showed an extreme close-up of her face, nervous and screaming. In a dramatic voiceover, someone says "You've laughed with her. You've cried with her. For 18 years, Oprah has been there for you. Now, she needs YOUR help." And you hear her say "Ah ah hold my hand. HOLD MY HAND! Ahhhhh!!!" (fade to black)
Here you think it's some big deal and the bitch (whom I LOVE, don't get me wrong) is getting her ears pierced.
Now this is being portrayed as a "deep dark family secret". I guarantee the ONLY reason Stedman is appearing on the show is to dispel rumors that they have broken up.
Hiss boo.
(But you can guarantee I'll be Tivo-ing my girl just like every other day.)
#33
Posted: 5/5/05 at 12:00pm
I don't think Oprah has control over her promos- that's the job of the publicity people at her TV station. Kind of like how journalists' headlines are written by separate people, and so often don't really reflect the content of the article.
#34
Posted: 5/5/05 at 12:23pm
That would be interesting Beaver
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
#35
Posted: 5/5/05 at 12:29pm
Stedman is gay and we're finally going to hear it?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#36
Posted: 5/5/05 at 2:36pm
"I don't think Oprah has control over her promos- that's the job of the publicity people at her TV station."
Oh no. Oprah owns the show. This "Daughter" promo was made by her company to hype the show. She controls every aspect. I never watch the broad myself, but if she didn't want a promo of herself screaming "Ah ah hold my hand. HOLD MY HAND! Ahhhhh!!!" there would be no footage released of her doing that very thing.
Oh no. Oprah owns the show. This "Daughter" promo was made by her company to hype the show. She controls every aspect. I never watch the broad myself, but if she didn't want a promo of herself screaming "Ah ah hold my hand. HOLD MY HAND! Ahhhhh!!!" there would be no footage released of her doing that very thing.
#37
Posted: 5/5/05 at 2:38pm
I watched that ear-piercing episode. That WAS the entire episode. I have never seen anything so ridiculously self-indulgent in my life. Yet, I couldn't turn away...
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#38
Posted: 5/5/05 at 2:57pm
it's true, I had Oprah's baby
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#39
Posted: 5/6/05 at 3:51pm
http://entertainment.msn.com/tv/hotgossipB5
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
#40
Posted: 5/6/05 at 3:57pm
I don't really care what Oprah does with her dog in private, but why subject viewers (and the rest of us who have to watch the promos) to her cloying, precious, pathetic behavior?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#41
Posted: 5/6/05 at 5:57pm
I don't know the answer to this question, but I was thinking....do you know how bad it would suck to have Oprah as your mother?? That would be the weirdest thing EVER. Way too much to live up to...and you know she'd be the inspirational talk kind of mother, and try to ask you weird questions about sex....and then there are the perks........
"Where are you going after school?" "Over to my friend's house" "Okay...I'll pick you up later " (Later) "Hey---your mom's here...what are all those cars doing in my driveway?" Oprah: "Everybody gets a car"........
"Where are you going after school?" "Over to my friend's house" "Okay...I'll pick you up later " (Later) "Hey---your mom's here...what are all those cars doing in my driveway?" Oprah: "Everybody gets a car"........
Was that a fat joke?
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