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#1

What's the difference...

...between

"Up the ying yang"

and

"Up the wazoo"

???
#3

re: What's the difference...

speed
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#4

re: What's the difference...

"Up the wazoo" costs an extra $20.
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson
#5

re: What's the difference...

The ying yang relates to the dual composition of spirituality. Most cultures define this duality as masculine/feminine, but it can be taken to represent any concept of the symbiotic necessity of opposites.

The wazoo is a far more modern concept named for a famous astro-physicist named Thadeus P. Wazoo, who presented the theory that a "wazoo" was a space/time black hole. It has been associated colloquially with the anus.


....but the world goes 'round

Updated On: 8/13/09 at 09:11 AM

#6

re: What's the difference...

Is there any way I could get in touch with this Thadeus guy?

Updated On: 8/13/09 at 09:25 AM

#7

re: What's the difference...

Unfortunately not b/c I just made him up.
....but the world goes 'round
#9

re: What's the difference...

Ooh, this is a close one between HellsBells and madbrian, but . . . I'm going to go with Bells.

All good answers, though.
#10

re: What's the difference...

I shall strive to do better.
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson
#13

re: What's the difference...

6 inches up the wazoo Tazzy re: What's the difference...
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#14

re: What's the difference...

I'm thoroughly enjoying this thread.
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
#15

re: What's the difference...

I may need to reconsider my promise to strive to do better.
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson
#17

re: What's the difference...

"What's the prize?"

I was hoping for the coveted silver-plated BWW bobblehead award........I'm clearing the shelf space for it as we speak.
#18

re: What's the difference...

"I was hoping for the coveted silver-plated BWW bobblehead award..."

Don't settle for 'silver-plated'. Ever.
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson
#19

re: What's the difference...

Very true........that would rust, wouldn't it? Well, as long as it bobbles!

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