What to call my ugly friend? — Page 2

#26

re: What to call my ugly friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 6:56pm

Fabrizio- you almost made me choke.

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#27

re: What to call my ugly friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 6:56pm

why? Because I'm posting again?

#28

re: What to call my ugly friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 6:57pm

Ooooh, I have a smutty response to that, but I'll refrain lest this thread be deleted.

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#29

re: What to call my ugly friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 7:18pm

I know a girl who is on volleyball and has really big legs, so I took a page out of the Amber VonTussle book and call her thunder-thighs. :)

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#30

re: What to call my ugly friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 7:18pm

Mr Roxy

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#31

re: What to call my ugly friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 7:22pm

Beat me to it Dolly as I was going to say you

If you had 20 plus years of an ongoing neurological problem plus had you stomach cut open & part of your colon removed, you would not look good either. I have an excuse. What is your excuse?

By the way, my wife loves me & the way I look so I care not what you say

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#32

re: What to call my ugly friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 7:25pm

I have a boyfriend who is half my age and thinks the world of me.

Besides, I still get admiring glances from members of both genders.

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#33

re: What to call my ugly friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 7:27pm

Well someone needs to knock some sense into him then.

I'll do the honors.

#34

re: What to call my ugly friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 7:29pm

Mhm

#35

re: What to call my ugly friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 7:34pm

It is called pity Dolly

Always be nice to your elders is probably what he was taught at an early age. You are a father figure to him

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#36

re: What to call my ugly friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 7:37pm

Now, you're being polite, Roxy. Just say it: Sugar Daddy!

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Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
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#37

re: What to call my ugly friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 7:39pm

Ten points for you Stage Manager

I was indeed being polite although God knows why

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Updated On: 10/27/06 at 07:39 PM

#38

re: What to call my ugly friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 7:42pm

Well it's either that or he has a thing for products of incest.

#39

re: What to call my ugly friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 8:23pm

I think DollyPop was and still is good looking. The check is in the mail .......right Dollypop?

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