What to call my ugly friend?

#1

What to call my ugly friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 3:51pm

Need help from the creative folks here at BWW...

A circle of friends and I have nick names for each other. My one friend is SO ugly and said to just call him "Fug." But I want to be more creative than that...

What should his new nickname be? I don't want to use anything common and am having trouble thinking of something new...

Whatcha' think?

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#2

re: What to call my ugly friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 3:52pm

Lance

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#3

re: What to call my ugly friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 3:53pm

Oh I've been in this situation beefore. We call her "Fug" or "Unf", for "Unfortunate".

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#4

re: What to call my ugly friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 3:53pm

Namo....he was voted most ugliest on BWW.

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#5

re: What to call my ugly friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 3:54pm

Possum Face is popular in my circle of friends.

#6

re: What to call my ugly friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 3:55pm

Also...I'd like to suggest Nochance as a last name.


Lance Nochance.

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#7

re: What to call my ugly friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 3:58pm

"Betty"? as in - "He is such a Betty". Refrence TV series.

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#8

re: What to call my ugly friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 4:00pm

*kicks doodle for the 4th time today*

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#9

re: What to call my ugly friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 4:28pm

Tiff Lives! It's a miracle!

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#10

re: What to call my ugly friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 4:30pm

Congressman Foley

#11

re: What to call my ugly friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 4:38pm

Two-bagger?

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#12

re: What to call my ugly friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 4:39pm

Jesus, Margo, how old ARE you?

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#13

re: What to call my ugly friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 4:39pm

chanti dakin wintergreen.

#14

re: What to call my ugly friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 4:41pm

Rath..let's say Margo wasn't following that yonder star like you.

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#15

re: What to call my ugly friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 4:41pm

Quasimoto.

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#16

re: What to call my ugly friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 4:42pm

Old? Well, I did stage manage "Our American Cousin."

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#17

re: What to call my ugly friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 4:45pm

*satisfied*

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#18

re: What to call my ugly friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 4:51pm

I thought we took away your donuts?

#19

re: What to call my ugly friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 5:33pm

Margo, on the night I attended your cues were impeccable.

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#20

re: What to call my ugly friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 5:35pm

Too bad that guy got shot and ruined the performance.

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Salve, Salve Regina
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O clemens O pia

#21

re: What to call my ugly friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 5:37pm

Meh. That's what he gets for keeping his cell on...

#22

re: What to call my ugly friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 5:43pm

Oh, if only.



*sigh*

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Updated On: 10/27/06 at 05:43 PM

#23

re: What to call my ugly friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 6:45pm

StageManager2

#24

re: What to call my ugly friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 6:47pm

Fabrizio, that was harsh.

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Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#25

re: What to call my ugly friend?

Posted: 10/27/06 at 6:55pm

Fish Face

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