Whatever Happened To Dolly P?

[BrendanStryker]

Posted: 10/30/05 at 12:20am

The beloved child-star, who played the music halls; and, wanted to grow up to be an English teacher! He even had a doll in is own likeness. Can anyone forget his heart-tugging, “I’ve Written A Letter To Brendan”? Some say he died in Nam, while others insist he’s still alive, punishing children, wherever he goes for their poor grammar; still, others claim he's gone into gay porn. Anyone know for sure?

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 10/30/05 at 12:26am

I heard he died when he washed down his Pop Rocks with a glass of Coke.

[etoile]

Posted: 10/30/05 at 12:38am

That's Life.

[Parks]

Posted: 10/30/05 at 12:40am

Rath, say it 'aint so!

[BSoBW2]

Posted: 10/30/05 at 12:52am

Oh, it is so SO - and that's great!

[RobbO]

Posted: 10/30/05 at 1:16am

he moved to australia to star in porn alright. i hear he was a lousy lay though...

Updated On: 10/30/05 at 01:16 AM

Posted: 10/30/05 at 8:18am

I heard he was seen wearing full Dolly-at-The-Harmonia-Gardens regalia standing behind a glass door in Amsterdam luring clients. I recall Dolly was always partial to red.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 10/30/05 at 8:20am

Aren't you on a camping trip?

[Dollypop]

Posted: 10/30/05 at 8:22am

No, I'm not on a camping trip.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 10/30/05 at 8:12pm

Whatever happened to BrendanStryker?

Updated On: 10/30/05 at 08:12 PM

[Marquise]

Posted: 10/30/05 at 8:14pm

he's probably off watching some Julie Andrews movie...

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/30/05 at 8:16pm

Last I saw Brendan he was singing show tunes around a camp fire butt naked.

Updated On: 10/30/05 at 08:16 PM

[Dollypop]

Posted: 10/30/05 at 8:17pm

That's not the Brendan I know. He would be tastefully attired at all times.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/30/05 at 8:19pm

Well he was wearing a cowboy hat.

[RobbO]

Posted: 10/30/05 at 8:21pm

boobs, was he singing, "show me the way to go home" ?

[Dollypop]

Posted: 10/30/05 at 8:21pm

...and probably a Gucci holster, slung low on his hips, right?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/30/05 at 8:26pm

No holster..there was a teddy bear at his feet though.

RobbO..I did hear him singing "Waltzing Matilda" as I was walking to the car.

[Marquise]

Posted: 10/30/05 at 8:28pm

are you people on drugs?
cuz i want some...

[Dollypop]

Posted: 10/30/05 at 8:28pm

That wasn't Brendan. Brendan only sings "Rue Britannia".

It's a fact.

Posted: 10/30/05 at 8:28pm

Don't worry, Brendan.

Daddy's going to put some salve on those teeth marks on your butt.

Damn, insects!!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/30/05 at 8:30pm

Damn Marquise...you know with those lips I'll give you anything you want.

Jose'..how many times must I tell you...mud is the best thing for those bites.

[Beergoggles]

Posted: 10/30/05 at 8:31pm

Waltsing Matilda is australian!
Rue Briannia- doubtful
three lions... probably!
whistling the "great escape"... almost definately! It's strange but that's the theme tune to England, that's what we whistle and sing at all the football games and someone always remembers to bring the drum!

[RobbO]

Posted: 10/30/05 at 8:32pm

he'll probably be humming a few bars to "mission: impossible" too!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/30/05 at 8:34pm

Brendan IS Australian...right?

[RobbO]

Posted: 10/30/05 at 8:37pm

no, but cm2 is.