#226
Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:18pm
Yenta's out with the nurse...gossiping yet again...
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#227
Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:19pm
Is she still trying to convince the male nurse to give her a sponge bath?
#228
Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:21pm
Nope, she's ratting on all of you, and all the naughty thing you've done!
Tonight well be full of enemas...and some new medications, straps, tools I would like to try out.
::throws lever to shut giant iron gate::
Yes, tonight will be a fun night...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA::cough::::cough::HAHAHAHAHA
Ok, Dr. Thenard is going to his office for a bit.
Tonight well be full of enemas...and some new medications, straps, tools I would like to try out.
::throws lever to shut giant iron gate::
Yes, tonight will be a fun night...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA::cough::::cough::HAHAHAHAHA
Ok, Dr. Thenard is going to his office for a bit.
#230
Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:28pm
You know, I came to this Rest Home because they promised that we'd sing Broadway showtunes. I haven't heard a single refrain. I want my money and my dentures back. I want somzzzzzzzzz.......
Updated On: 4/13/05 at 02:28 PM
#231
Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:50pm
I thought the male nurses were going to sing showtunes. Or at least be our chorus boys.
#232
Posted: 4/13/05 at 3:35pm
Ok, Doc's back!
Whips overweight, ugly female nurses into line:
"WE ARE WHAT WE ARE
AND WHAT WE ARE IS AN ILLUSION..."
Whips overweight, ugly female nurses into line:
"WE ARE WHAT WE ARE
AND WHAT WE ARE IS AN ILLUSION..."
#234
Posted: 4/13/05 at 3:39pm
#235
Posted: 4/13/05 at 3:58pm
If all these underage posters keep coming in here, do we have to stop playing strip poker? And drinking? And whatever else we were doing?
#236
Posted: 4/13/05 at 4:03pm
Ok, this place is a real disapointment. No showtunes, no chorus boys, no fruit in the jello and FAR too many enemas. Every time we get a young visitor (who might be able to spring us out of here), that crazy doctor chases them off.
I'm organizing a strike - who's with me? First thing we do is stop using depends - that'll be a good start. Any other ideas? Shhh....whisper - the nurses are listening.
I'm organizing a strike - who's with me? First thing we do is stop using depends - that'll be a good start. Any other ideas? Shhh....whisper - the nurses are listening.
#237
Posted: 4/13/05 at 4:06pm
No chorus boys, no fruit (I'll leave the obvious tasteless jokes to someone else) - I'm with you, Bluemoon. What are our demands if we strike?
#238
Posted: 4/13/05 at 4:12pm
Huh, huh, what's that nurse?.....oh, really....well...well...well...well, I have an idea!
Over loudspeakers: Attention!...
One old man: The lord hath cometh for me! ::heart attack::
Nurse: Clean up in room 5!
Loudspeaker: ...There will be a Broadway concert tonight featuring the old stars and the new stars of Broadway singing all the classics! The show will start at 6 in the lounge! Please ring if you need assistance.
Over loudspeakers: Attention!...
One old man: The lord hath cometh for me! ::heart attack::
Nurse: Clean up in room 5!
Loudspeaker: ...There will be a Broadway concert tonight featuring the old stars and the new stars of Broadway singing all the classics! The show will start at 6 in the lounge! Please ring if you need assistance.
#239
Posted: 4/13/05 at 4:14pm
Well, let's see, um.......chorus boys and (yeah, wink wink) fruit. How about visiting artists from current Broadway shows. Sure would be better entertainment than Nurse Nellie and her spoons doing "Two for Tea". Geez I hate that song.
AND MAYBE SOME BETTER MEDICAL ATTENTION.
AND MAYBE SOME BETTER MEDICAL ATTENTION.
#240
Posted: 4/13/05 at 4:15pm
AND MAYBE SOME BETTER MEDICAL ATTENTION.
Why, you old....::enema attack::
Sho is starting in an hour and a half!
Why, you old....::enema attack::
Sho is starting in an hour and a half!
#241
Posted: 4/13/05 at 4:20pm
Is there any possibility that if we all found our glasses and hearing aids (teeth are irrelevant - unless we want to throw them at her) maybe Nurse Nellie is more talented than we think? No, guess not.
Okay, then, visiting artists from current Broadway shows. Or ANY Broadway shows. Or Off-Broadway even...
Okay, then, visiting artists from current Broadway shows. Or ANY Broadway shows. Or Off-Broadway even...
#242
Posted: 4/13/05 at 4:30pm
Hell, Firefly, we can't see or hear, so it doesn't much matter!
I'm goin - Ouch! zzzzzzzzzzz
I'm goin - Ouch! zzzzzzzzzzz
#243
Posted: 4/13/05 at 4:39pm
...better...
#245
Posted: 4/14/05 at 1:38pm
Where are all the patients?
#246
Posted: 4/14/05 at 1:41pm
I'm practicing my stealthy little old lady techniques......I'm here, you just can't see me (and it ain't easy to hide a walker, three wheel bike and me - kinda like hiding the Titanic behind a needle 
) BWAHHHA
) BWAHHHA
#248
Posted: 4/14/05 at 2:03pm
Who says I didn't??????????? :) No, don't look - you'll go blind!!!! Or need a REALLY good therapy group.
#250
Posted: 4/14/05 at 9:23pm
Well, I as just read through this thread I think Mr Roxy and I get the prize for the most mature BWW poster - just turned 58 in March and I've earned every year of it! Actually almost considered using those geriatric hearing devices last week in wonderful NYC while seeing my shows. But the shirt that I wish I had purchased which states "I'm not dead yet" sums up the fact that I feel better now and am having more fun than when I was younger but dumb!
"The more I traveled the more I realized that fear makes strangers of people who should be friends." - Shirley MacLaine
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