Whats the average age on this site?- Page 10

[Thenardier]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:18pm

Yenta's out with the nurse...gossiping yet again...

[dancersmom2]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:19pm

Is she still trying to convince the male nurse to give her a sponge bath?

[Thenardier]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:21pm

Nope, she's ratting on all of you, and all the naughty thing you've done!

Tonight well be full of enemas...and some new medications, straps, tools I would like to try out.

::throws lever to shut giant iron gate::

Yes, tonight will be a fun night...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA::cough::::cough::HAHAHAHAHA

Ok, Dr. Thenard is going to his office for a bit.

[dancersmom2]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:23pm

Promises, Promises

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:28pm

You know, I came to this Rest Home because they promised that we'd sing Broadway showtunes. I haven't heard a single refrain. I want my money and my dentures back. I want somzzzzzzzzz.......
Updated On: 4/13/05 at 02:28 PM

[Firefly]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:50pm

I thought the male nurses were going to sing showtunes. Or at least be our chorus boys.

[Thenardier]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 3:35pm

Ok, Doc's back!

Whips overweight, ugly female nurses into line:

"WE ARE WHAT WE ARE
AND WHAT WE ARE IS AN ILLUSION..."

[LilDiva05]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 3:37pm

17, turning 18 in 32 days!!!

[Thenardier]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 3:39pm

Hey, get out of here!

::chases with syringe::

[Firefly]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 3:58pm

If all these underage posters keep coming in here, do we have to stop playing strip poker? And drinking? And whatever else we were doing?

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 4:03pm

Ok, this place is a real disapointment. No showtunes, no chorus boys, no fruit in the jello and FAR too many enemas. Every time we get a young visitor (who might be able to spring us out of here), that crazy doctor chases them off.

I'm organizing a strike - who's with me? First thing we do is stop using depends - that'll be a good start. Any other ideas? Shhh....whisper - the nurses are listening.

[Firefly]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 4:06pm

No chorus boys, no fruit (I'll leave the obvious tasteless jokes to someone else) - I'm with you, Bluemoon. What are our demands if we strike?

[Thenardier]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 4:12pm

Huh, huh, what's that nurse?.....oh, really....well...well...well...well, I have an idea!

Over loudspeakers: Attention!...

One old man: The lord hath cometh for me! ::heart attack::

Nurse: Clean up in room 5!

Loudspeaker: ...There will be a Broadway concert tonight featuring the old stars and the new stars of Broadway singing all the classics! The show will start at 6 in the lounge! Please ring if you need assistance.

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 4:14pm

Well, let's see, um.......chorus boys and (yeah, wink wink) fruit. How about visiting artists from current Broadway shows. Sure would be better entertainment than Nurse Nellie and her spoons doing "Two for Tea". Geez I hate that song.

AND MAYBE SOME BETTER MEDICAL ATTENTION.

[Thenardier]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 4:15pm

AND MAYBE SOME BETTER MEDICAL ATTENTION.

Why, you old....::enema attack::

Sho is starting in an hour and a half!

[Firefly]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 4:20pm

Is there any possibility that if we all found our glasses and hearing aids (teeth are irrelevant - unless we want to throw them at her) maybe Nurse Nellie is more talented than we think? No, guess not.

Okay, then, visiting artists from current Broadway shows. Or ANY Broadway shows. Or Off-Broadway even...

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 4:30pm

Hell, Firefly, we can't see or hear, so it doesn't much matter!

I'm goin - Ouch! zzzzzzzzzzz

[Thenardier]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 4:39pm

...better...

[kiss_me2_fiercely]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 8:29pm

17 year old junior here!

[Thenardier]

Posted: 4/14/05 at 1:38pm

Where are all the patients?

Posted: 4/14/05 at 1:41pm

I'm practicing my stealthy little old lady techniques......I'm here, you just can't see me (and it ain't easy to hide a walker, three wheel bike and me - kinda like hiding the Titanic behind a needle ) BWAHHHA

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 4/14/05 at 1:49pm

It helps if you strip first. Go get 'em!

Posted: 4/14/05 at 2:03pm

Who says I didn't??????????? :) No, don't look - you'll go blind!!!! Or need a REALLY good therapy group.

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 4/14/05 at 2:28pm

I can't see much beyond my walker, anyway.

[bwayaddict]

Posted: 4/14/05 at 9:23pm

Well, I as just read through this thread I think Mr Roxy and I get the prize for the most mature BWW poster - just turned 58 in March and I've earned every year of it! Actually almost considered using those geriatric hearing devices last week in wonderful NYC while seeing my shows. But the shirt that I wish I had purchased which states "I'm not dead yet" sums up the fact that I feel better now and am having more fun than when I was younger but dumb!