#201
Posted: 4/12/05 at 2:14pm
I heard she is trying to find some night vision scopes. We are blind anyway, so the dark doesn't bother us. There goes our advantage!
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#202
Posted: 4/12/05 at 2:18pm
Dancersmom - we've got to get everyone to spread tonight's jello all over the floor. You can't see it even with nightvision goggles. We'll attck 'em when they're down and out.
Rifles my a$$.
Rifles my a$$.
#203
Posted: 4/12/05 at 4:45pm
21 in my 3rd of probably 6 years at Penn State
Penn State Forever!!!!
#204
Posted: 4/12/05 at 10:01pm
::returns::
What's this....::slips::
ALRIGHT VERY FUNNY!
What's this....::slips::
ALRIGHT VERY FUNNY!
#205
Posted: 4/12/05 at 10:02pm
::eats le jello::
This is my signature.
#206
Posted: 4/12/05 at 10:48pm
Turning 19 in July...LATE July.
"During this performance, please feel free to let your cell phones and pagers ring willy-nilly. However, do remember that there are heavily-armed knights on stage and you might well be dragged up and impaled."
(Pre-curtain announcement at the new Broadway musical Monty Python's Spamalot)
#208
Posted: 4/13/05 at 11:37am
40
Is there any room left in the home?
Is there any room left in the home?
#209
Posted: 4/13/05 at 11:38am
I'm 18 now, and I'll be 19 in September.
#210
Posted: 4/13/05 at 11:39am
18! that's right, i'm LEGAL. watch out.
#211
Posted: 4/13/05 at 11:51am
^^^Hi Molly!!!
17 years of age.
17 years of age.
"You won't fight without layers of armor
Suit on up and come brace my sword
You look back when the pieces are missing
Hollowed out hope that no time can restore."
#212
Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:27pm
Firefly - there is room - but you'll still cramp in with someone else.
- The Doctor of the BWW Home
- The Doctor of the BWW Home
#213
Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:44pm
Great - have to go gum my lunch now and look for my glasses - will discuss details of the home later.
#214
Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:57pm
Firefly - Welcome to the BWW Home - here's your bingo card. If Doc Thenardier offer to "make you more comfortable", BACK AWAY SLOWLY.
And while we're on the subject: ok, where were all you Home residents during strip poker last night? Hmmmm? There I was at 5:30 without a stitch of clothing on, all alone in the game room. (you do strip first, THEN play poker, right?)
Orange jello tonight!
And while we're on the subject: ok, where were all you Home residents during strip poker last night? Hmmmm? There I was at 5:30 without a stitch of clothing on, all alone in the game room. (you do strip first, THEN play poker, right?)
Orange jello tonight!
#215
Posted: 4/13/05 at 1:45pm
Yes, at our age we have to strip first, then play poker. You know how bad our memories are - if we don't strip first, we may forget to strip altogether (and then what fun is it?).
#216
Posted: 4/13/05 at 1:47pm
I forget - what were we playing?
#217
Posted: 4/13/05 at 1:58pm
Whoa, wait!!! People are stripping in here without me?! I'm shocked, dismayed and offended!!!! 
"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA
If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...
#218
Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:01pm
If there's stripping and CJR is involved... I'm there. 
26 and getting older by the day.
26 and getting older by the day.
Hamlet's father.
#219
Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:03pm
But CJR - you're too young and pretty. If you strip here at the Home, what chance do the rest of us have with the few old geezers we have left.
Wake up, Mr. Roxy, I'm talking about you.
We'd love to have you join us when everything is droopy and wrinkled, C. I'll reserve a bingo card for you.
Wake up, Mr. Roxy, I'm talking about you.
We'd love to have you join us when everything is droopy and wrinkled, C. I'll reserve a bingo card for you.
#220
Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:10pm
Bluemoon - we gave you a tranquilizer and, well, you passed out in the living room, after putting a bingo card in the basket of your walker. As for your missing clothes - well, you can't always depend on the depends.
#221
Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:11pm
I forget what we were playing too...and why is it so cold in here?
Oh.
Oh.
#223
Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:13pm
What did I miss? Has anyone seen my hearing aid?
#224
Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:16pm
BWWGH - Broadway World Geriatric Home
It's cold in case one of youse decides to kick the bucket in the middle of the night - we need to preserve your body and keep the stink to a minimum...well, any EXTRA stench that may be produced....
Got to the nurse for the hearing aid....I SAID GO TO THE NURSE FOR YOUR HEARING AID....NURSE, GO TO THE NURSE! SHE HAS YOUR HEARING AID
It's cold in case one of youse decides to kick the bucket in the middle of the night - we need to preserve your body and keep the stink to a minimum...well, any EXTRA stench that may be produced....
Got to the nurse for the hearing aid....I SAID GO TO THE NURSE FOR YOUR HEARING AID....NURSE, GO TO THE NURSE! SHE HAS YOUR HEARING AID
#225
Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:17pm
Well, apparently you missed strip poker.
Also - meet our newest member, Firefly. Firefly will be rooming with Yenta if we ever find her again (If we don't, I have dibs on her teeth)
Also - meet our newest member, Firefly. Firefly will be rooming with Yenta if we ever find her again (If we don't, I have dibs on her teeth)
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