Whats the average age on this site?- Page 9

[dancersmom2]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 2:14pm

I heard she is trying to find some night vision scopes. We are blind anyway, so the dark doesn't bother us. There goes our advantage!

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 2:18pm

Dancersmom - we've got to get everyone to spread tonight's jello all over the floor. You can't see it even with nightvision goggles. We'll attck 'em when they're down and out.

Rifles my a$$.

[Pinky]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 4:45pm

21 in my 3rd of probably 6 years at Penn State

[Thenardier]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 10:01pm

::returns::

What's this....::slips::

ALRIGHT VERY FUNNY!

[Aigoo]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 10:02pm

::eats le jello::

[FabalaCohen]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 10:48pm

Turning 19 in July...LATE July.

[Elphaba3]

Posted: 4/12/05 at 11:12pm

20

[Firefly]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 11:37am

40

Is there any room left in the home?

[Britt0913]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 11:38am

I'm 18 now, and I'll be 19 in September.

[cathywellerstein]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 11:39am

18! that's right, i'm LEGAL. watch out.

[cathyhyatt]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 11:51am

^^^Hi Molly!!!

17 years of age.

[Thenardier]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:27pm

Firefly - there is room - but you'll still cramp in with someone else.

- The Doctor of the BWW Home

[Firefly]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:44pm

Great - have to go gum my lunch now and look for my glasses - will discuss details of the home later.

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 12:57pm

Firefly - Welcome to the BWW Home - here's your bingo card. If Doc Thenardier offer to "make you more comfortable", BACK AWAY SLOWLY.

And while we're on the subject: ok, where were all you Home residents during strip poker last night? Hmmmm? There I was at 5:30 without a stitch of clothing on, all alone in the game room. (you do strip first, THEN play poker, right?)

Orange jello tonight!

[Firefly]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 1:45pm

Yes, at our age we have to strip first, then play poker. You know how bad our memories are - if we don't strip first, we may forget to strip altogether (and then what fun is it?).

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 1:47pm

I forget - what were we playing?

[CJR]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 1:58pm

Whoa, wait!!! People are stripping in here without me?! I'm shocked, dismayed and offended!!!!

[ckeaton]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:01pm

If there's stripping and CJR is involved... I'm there.

26 and getting older by the day.

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:03pm

But CJR - you're too young and pretty. If you strip here at the Home, what chance do the rest of us have with the few old geezers we have left.

Wake up, Mr. Roxy, I'm talking about you.

We'd love to have you join us when everything is droopy and wrinkled, C. I'll reserve a bingo card for you.

[Thenardier]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:10pm

Bluemoon - we gave you a tranquilizer and, well, you passed out in the living room, after putting a bingo card in the basket of your walker. As for your missing clothes - well, you can't always depend on the depends.

[Firefly]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:11pm

I forget what we were playing too...and why is it so cold in here?

Oh.

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:12pm

Well, that explains a lot!

[dancersmom2]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:13pm

What did I miss? Has anyone seen my hearing aid?

[Thenardier]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:16pm

BWWGH - Broadway World Geriatric Home

It's cold in case one of youse decides to kick the bucket in the middle of the night - we need to preserve your body and keep the stink to a minimum...well, any EXTRA stench that may be produced....

Got to the nurse for the hearing aid....I SAID GO TO THE NURSE FOR YOUR HEARING AID....NURSE, GO TO THE NURSE! SHE HAS YOUR HEARING AID

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 4/13/05 at 2:17pm

Well, apparently you missed strip poker.
Also - meet our newest member, Firefly. Firefly will be rooming with Yenta if we ever find her again (If we don't, I have dibs on her teeth)