Whats the average age on this site?- Page 5

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 9:38pm

No dear, they have the nicest little pills here. Keeps us all very happy. Not very alert, but VERY happy.

[ashbash6819]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 9:38pm

im 16 and one month on friday!!

[Thenardier]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 9:40pm

I have pills that keep me happy - and relaxed...

But I get them in Canada...I mean Mexico...No, I think...""popps pill::.....::calm::

Posted: 4/10/05 at 9:42pm

Throw in some Depends and a little metameucil, and I'm there. We'll be scarfing down those pills like senior M&M's!!! :) Cheers!!!

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 9:42pm

Here at the BWW Home we like to wash them down a jello chaser. Either that, or we're drinking a lot of Nyquil. Could explain our early bedtime!

[Thenardier]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 9:44pm

NyQuil mixed with powdered laxatives...Hence the other part of your day...

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 9:46pm

Hey, everyone needs a hobby.....

Posted: 4/10/05 at 9:49pm

Drugged up, blue-haired seniors with weak bladders and incontinence at the BWW home. Wow. Am I looking forward to this... :)

[Thenardier]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 9:50pm

That had better NOT be sarcsam!

Pulls out syringe.

I wanna be the BWW Home Doctor...

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 9:52pm

Good times, good t zzzzzzzzzzzzz......

Posted: 4/10/05 at 9:55pm

I'm mostly worried about WHERE that syringe is heading!!!!!!!

[dancersmom2]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:05pm

Oh good, I didn't miss evening meds. I got really involved in a Matlock episode.

And I think I found Yenta's teeth.

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:10pm

I hope you didn't sit on Yenta's teeth - they're sharp and will cut right through those depends. I hear.

Well, everyone forgot who was winning at bingo, so now we're taking bets on what's for breakfast - my money's on Wheetena.

[Thenardier]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:11pm

It's oatmeal.

You'll even get a (small) glass of OJ if you play your (Bingo) card right...

Doctor's orders...

Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:13pm

Cream of Wheat, the ever-present jello (whatever flavor du jour) and an Ensure chaser. And for an aperitif, le jus du prune.

[Thenardier]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:15pm

Excuse me!

Don't speak. Your teeth may fall out.

Now, eat your steamed carrots while I sli[ you an enema...or two...

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:15pm

Vodka in my OJ, please. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[jacobtsf]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:16pm

Bluemoon- I love screwdrivers.

MMMMMMMMM

[Thenardier]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:16pm

We mustn't mix Vodka and memantine...

Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:18pm

Vodka and those "little pills" don't mix well, but whatever flips your johnny up!!! A Votre Sante!!

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:19pm

Jacob, be a dear and strain the pulp out of my Screwdr - I mean my orange juice. And pass dancersmom a napkin; she's drooling again.

[dancersmom2]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:19pm

No, I didn't sit on them, but they cut right through the tennis ball on the leg of my walker!

Remember tomorrow is Monday and on Monday we always have farina.

[Thenardier]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:20pm

::pulls out mini-notebook::

Patient seems to be speaking gibberish...Well, this'll help...::pulls out syring::....Pants down, turn around, bend over...::stick::

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:21pm

Remember tomorrow? I don't even remember today!

[Thenardier]

Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:22pm

This is one of my away messages:


From a retirement home add:

"Helping residents today remember tomorrow's yesterdays"


I saw it on Jay Leno.