#101
Posted: 4/10/05 at 9:38pm
No dear, they have the nicest little pills here. Keeps us all very happy. Not very alert, but VERY happy.
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#102
Posted: 4/10/05 at 9:38pm
im 16 and one month on friday!!
"Where are we headed?
Judy- "Over the god-damn rainbow"- Boy from Oz
#103
Posted: 4/10/05 at 9:40pm
I have pills that keep me happy - and relaxed...
But I get them in Canada...I mean Mexico...No, I think...""popps pill::.....::calm::
But I get them in Canada...I mean Mexico...No, I think...""popps pill::.....::calm::
#104
Posted: 4/10/05 at 9:42pm
Throw in some Depends and a little metameucil, and I'm there. We'll be scarfing down those pills like senior M&M's!!! :) Cheers!!!
#105
Posted: 4/10/05 at 9:42pm
Here at the BWW Home we like to wash them down a jello chaser. Either that, or we're drinking a lot of Nyquil. Could explain our early bedtime!
#106
Posted: 4/10/05 at 9:44pm
NyQuil mixed with powdered laxatives...Hence the other part of your day...
#107
Posted: 4/10/05 at 9:46pm
Hey, everyone needs a hobby.....
#108
Posted: 4/10/05 at 9:49pm
Drugged up, blue-haired seniors with weak bladders and incontinence at the BWW home. Wow. Am I looking forward to this... :)
#109
Posted: 4/10/05 at 9:50pm
That had better NOT be sarcsam!
Pulls out syringe.
I wanna be the BWW Home Doctor...
Pulls out syringe.
I wanna be the BWW Home Doctor...
#110
Posted: 4/10/05 at 9:52pm
Good times, good t zzzzzzzzzzzzz......
#111
Posted: 4/10/05 at 9:55pm
I'm mostly worried about WHERE that syringe is heading!!!!!!!
#112
Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:05pm
Oh good, I didn't miss evening meds. I got really involved in a Matlock episode.
And I think I found Yenta's teeth.
And I think I found Yenta's teeth.
#113
Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:10pm
I hope you didn't sit on Yenta's teeth - they're sharp and will cut right through those depends. I hear.
Well, everyone forgot who was winning at bingo, so now we're taking bets on what's for breakfast - my money's on Wheetena.
Well, everyone forgot who was winning at bingo, so now we're taking bets on what's for breakfast - my money's on Wheetena.
#114
Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:11pm
It's oatmeal.
You'll even get a (small) glass of OJ if you play your (Bingo) card right...
Doctor's orders...
You'll even get a (small) glass of OJ if you play your (Bingo) card right...
Doctor's orders...
#115
Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:13pm
Cream of Wheat, the ever-present jello (whatever flavor du jour) and an Ensure chaser. And for an aperitif, le jus du prune.
#116
Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:15pm
Excuse me!
Don't speak. Your teeth may fall out.
Now, eat your steamed carrots while I sli[ you an enema...or two...
Don't speak. Your teeth may fall out.
Now, eat your steamed carrots while I sli[ you an enema...or two...
#117
Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:15pm
Vodka in my OJ, please. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
#118
Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:16pm
Bluemoon- I love screwdrivers.
MMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMM
David walked into the valley
With a stone clutched in his hand
He was only a boy
But he knew someone must take a stand
There will always be a valley
Always mountains one must scale
There will always be perilous waters
Which someone must sail
-Into the Fire
Scarlet Pimpernel
#119
Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:16pm
We mustn't mix Vodka and memantine...
#120
Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:18pm
Vodka and those "little pills" don't mix well, but whatever flips your johnny up!!! A Votre Sante!!
#121
Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:19pm
Jacob, be a dear and strain the pulp out of my Screwdr - I mean my orange juice. And pass dancersmom a napkin; she's drooling again.
#122
Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:19pm
No, I didn't sit on them, but they cut right through the tennis ball on the leg of my walker!
Remember tomorrow is Monday and on Monday we always have farina.
Remember tomorrow is Monday and on Monday we always have farina.
#123
Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:20pm
::pulls out mini-notebook::
Patient seems to be speaking gibberish...Well, this'll help...::pulls out syring::....Pants down, turn around, bend over...::stick::
Patient seems to be speaking gibberish...Well, this'll help...::pulls out syring::....Pants down, turn around, bend over...::stick::
#124
Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:21pm
Remember tomorrow? I don't even remember today!
#125
Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:22pm
This is one of my away messages:
From a retirement home add:
"Helping residents today remember tomorrow's yesterdays"
I saw it on Jay Leno.
From a retirement home add:
"Helping residents today remember tomorrow's yesterdays"
I saw it on Jay Leno.
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