#126
Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:23pm
Why do you think I wear this lovely collar--I mean bib?
Whats the average age on this site? — Page 6
#127
Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:25pm
Thenardier - you are having way too much fun with that syringe. Say, you ARE changing needles every time you poke one of us, aren't you??
#128
Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:26pm
And the home spends a fortune on those little rubber sheets for the bed. One little leak, and you're branded for life...jeesh.
#129
Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:27pm
"Say, you ARE changing needles every time you poke one of us, aren't you??"
Wait, I have to do what?
Ermm...uhhh....::throws away syringe behing back::....OF COURSE I AM!....Don't be silly!....(Nurse! Give this rebel an enema...)....Of course I am changing needles(....now...sleep....sleep....sleep...)
...
Wait, I have to do what?
Ermm...uhhh....::throws away syringe behing back::....OF COURSE I AM!....Don't be silly!....(Nurse! Give this rebel an enema...)....Of course I am changing needles(....now...sleep....sleep....sleep...)
...
#130
Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:31pm
Residents - I say we give the good doc a dose of his OWN medicine. Fortunately, I know how to give injections.....and where not to. I say we join walkers and run the scoundrel down and give him what for!!!! Ready, set....toddle..er..charge!!
#132
Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:33pm
YE HAH!!! If we can get enough walkers together, we can recreate the Little Old Lady Land number in The Producers!!
#133
Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:34pm
NURSE!
NURSE!
Pulls out enema gun...::BANG::...one down!...::BANG::...two...three....four....THERE'S TOO MANY!...Janitor, quick, mop the floor!....T.V.-worker....turn on The Golden Girls!....
NURSE!
Pulls out enema gun...::BANG::...one down!...::BANG::...two...three....four....THERE'S TOO MANY!...Janitor, quick, mop the floor!....T.V.-worker....turn on The Golden Girls!....
#134
Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:41pm
How do you expect me to sleep through all therse enemas? You're a lousy doctor! I have a mind to.........what was I saying?
#135
Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:41pm
HEY!!!!!!!!! Who switched my chocolate martini for Jello pudding?
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#136
Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:41pm
I think I beaned her with Yenta's teeth. Someone get a band-aid.
#137
Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:41pm
::pops in another enema::
Nice and calm...nice and calm...::syringe::
Nice and calm...nice and calm...::syringe::
#138
Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:43pm
Damn! Mom noticed! Someone give her the Nyquil, or an enema, or the syringe.
Updated On: 4/10/05 at 10:43 PM
#140
Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:45pm
::stick mom with syringe::
Thatta girl...thatta girl...
dancer...we MUSTN'T throw teeth! ::syringe::
Thatta girl...thatta girl...
dancer...we MUSTN'T throw teeth! ::syringe::
#141
Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:46pm
Great flying dental work!!!!! This place is going to hell in a handbasket and I can't wait to see what will happen tomorrow. I say we play strip Bingo, guess the disease, and let's see what happens when you turn that oxygen thingy off!!
#142
Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:48pm
--Ignores attempt to get back on topic and holds out other arm--
Please may I have another??
Please may I have another??
#143
Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:48pm
Broadway86, this is no time to discuss your upcoming birthday party - THE BWW HOME IS IN REVOLT, GIRL!
Be a dear and hand me that set of teeth off the floor.
Be a dear and hand me that set of teeth off the floor.
Updated On: 4/10/05 at 10:48 PM
#144
Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:50pm
OK, ok...you win.
Bluemoon - no more syringes for you.
::turns off Blue's hearing aid::
:whispers to nurse:: When she's asleep, tie her down and give her the ::dun, dun, dun:: electro-shock therapy! ::dun, dun, dun::
Bluemoon - no more syringes for you.
::turns off Blue's hearing aid::
:whispers to nurse:: When she's asleep, tie her down and give her the ::dun, dun, dun:: electro-shock therapy! ::dun, dun, dun::
#145
Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:53pm
Sweet dreams, doc. I'm feeling MUCH better now. What's the pretty lady doing here? Why is she......zzzzzzz
#146
Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:54pm
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA::cough::::cough::HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(::swallows some Robitussin::)
(::swallows some Robitussin::)
#147
Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:56pm
I would just like to step out of character to point out that this thread asked about the average AGE of the board members. It never questioned the average maturity level of the posters.
Resume play.
Resume play.
Updated On: 4/10/05 at 10:56 PM
#148
Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:58pm
Oh oh, another one bites the dust! I better toddle back to my room before I get a needle upside the as..er, backside. (Pedals furiously on bike, taking corners on two wheels with a screech of rubber)
Ahhhh, safe and sound.
Ahhhh, safe and sound.
#149
Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:58pm
Out of character:
Well, I don't wanna play anymore now...
Well, I don't wanna play anymore now...
Updated On: 4/10/05 at 10:58 PM
#150
Posted: 4/10/05 at 10:59pm
Don't worry Bluemoon, I gummed up the works on the electroshock machine with Preparation H (or was it super polygrip?). They won't be able to shock you nearly as hard this time.
Good night all!
Good night all!
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