#1
Posted: 12/29/04 at 5:58pm
How do you make yourself feel better? Ice-cream isn't doing it.
#2
Posted: 12/29/04 at 6:00pm
That depends on the situation -
"Do you want to go out with me?"
No.
"Do you want to get high?"
No.
"Do you want to help me kill my parents so we can collect insurrance?"
No.
"Do you want to touch my left boob?"
No.
"Do you want to get me a beer?"
No.
So it depends on the situation under which he said No.
"Do you want to go out with me?"
No.
"Do you want to get high?"
No.
"Do you want to help me kill my parents so we can collect insurrance?"
No.
"Do you want to touch my left boob?"
No.
"Do you want to get me a beer?"
No.
So it depends on the situation under which he said No.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#3
Posted: 12/29/04 at 6:00pm
chocolate...and if that doesnt do it bitching to your best friend and planning on how to make him jealous
#4
Posted: 12/29/04 at 6:04pm
Me - 'Do you maybe want to see a movie sometime?'
Him - 'Not really, Ellie...'
His Girlfriend sidling up - 'He's busy'
Me - 'Oh.'
He only started going out with this tramp just before Christmas! Damnit, I was just too late.
Him - 'Not really, Ellie...'
His Girlfriend sidling up - 'He's busy'
Me - 'Oh.'
He only started going out with this tramp just before Christmas! Damnit, I was just too late.
#6
Posted: 12/29/04 at 6:24pm
i had the same question bwg2 so i looked it up the dicinay said it means your not tring hard enof.
#7
Posted: 12/29/04 at 6:32pm
aw I'm sorry
and ice cream isn't helping!
try chocolate
and shopping
loads of shopping
and if you happen to be a fan of RENT or YAGMCB, I suggest listening to those, or POTO
and ice cream isn't helping!
try chocolate
and shopping
loads of shopping
and if you happen to be a fan of RENT or YAGMCB, I suggest listening to those, or POTO
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#8
Posted: 12/29/04 at 6:45pm
Buy the book "He's Just Not That Into You".
Then realize that there are hundreds, maybe even thousands of straight men in the world.
And there have got to be a good 50 left that are single and sane.
There will be other guys.
Then realize that there are hundreds, maybe even thousands of straight men in the world.
And there have got to be a good 50 left that are single and sane.
There will be other guys.
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#10
Posted: 12/29/04 at 6:54pm
Darling,
Put the ice cream down. Go to the gym. Get your hair done.
Buy a sexy outfit. If he does not like you, FORGET him and meet someone better.
And if the above does not work, go to Sephora and have a makeover.
Put the ice cream down. Go to the gym. Get your hair done.
Buy a sexy outfit. If he does not like you, FORGET him and meet someone better.
And if the above does not work, go to Sephora and have a makeover.
Updated On: 12/29/04 at 06:54 PM
#11
Posted: 12/29/04 at 6:56pm
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle
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#12
Posted: 12/29/04 at 6:59pm
Then after all the pampering, do what i do. See Forbidden Broadway AND YOU WILL LAUGH.
Feel better. I go through this very often. It gets easier.
Just don't over eat because then you will feel worse.
Feel better. I go through this very often. It gets easier.
Just don't over eat because then you will feel worse.
#13
Posted: 12/29/04 at 7:09pm
the woman/fish comparison seems like a mighty strong freidian slip... and the man/bicycle one too... things you ride.. i mean...
#14
Posted: 12/29/04 at 7:21pm
I was quoting Gloria Steinem.
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#15
Posted: 12/29/04 at 7:25pm
Gloria who? Sounds like lesbian propaganda to me.
#16
Posted: 12/29/04 at 7:30pm
Ellie- Kill 'em. 
Or the easier solution would be to for us all to shower you with love and affection. You are a wonderful, beautiful woman, and we all love you and we want you to know that that man doesn't know what the hell he's missing.
Or the easier solution would be to for us all to shower you with love and affection. You are a wonderful, beautiful woman, and we all love you and we want you to know that that man doesn't know what the hell he's missing.
Real men are tenors.
#17
Posted: 12/29/04 at 7:35pm
Gloria who?
I can't believe you're asking that.
Google is a wonderful thing.
I can't believe you're asking that.
Google is a wonderful thing.
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#18
Posted: 12/29/04 at 7:42pm
Oh honey! I think so many women have been there. Sometimes even Ben and Jerry can't help. It sucks, but remember you'll live. I blast loud music...not showtunes....pissed off girl music. And if you can get away with scream/singing, it helps too.:)
Hugs from Michigan
Hugs from Michigan
There's always room for pathos - and jazz hands.
#19
Posted: 12/29/04 at 7:43pm
Ellie chica, I'm sorry. Did you know about this girlfriend? I would help if I could.
#21
Posted: 12/29/04 at 7:52pm
Sing "How Lucky You Are" from Seussical. It helps me.
Real men are tenors.
#22
Posted: 12/29/04 at 8:07pm
Monkey are you of the female persuasion?
My avatar is a reminder to myself. I need lots of reminders...
#23
Posted: 12/29/04 at 8:11pm
The song "I hate men" from kiss me kate works well too.
"How can the small flowers grow if the wild wind blows and the cold snow is all around....and how can the heart survive, can it stay alive, if its love's denied for long?"
#24
Posted: 12/29/04 at 8:37pm
Aww sorry, Ellie, sweetie. Is this the guy who just broke up with his other girlfriend a few months ago?
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