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#1

Which Housewife Are You?

You can figure out which desperate housewife you are if you select female, or which desperate housewive you'd marry if you are male. Of course I did them both, and I would be Gabrielle and would marry Lynette...

And the funny thing is that my bf would be Lynette and marry Gabi.

note: if the link doesn't work for you, it's on the abc.com, the desperate housewives page.
Desperate Housewife Quiz
Happy, smile! Sad, frown! Use the corresponding face with the corresponding emotion! - Kate (Meg Ryan), French Kiss

Updated On: 4/24/05 at 07:28 PM

#2

re: Which Housewife Are You?

er...um, let's just say I took the test and I need a plumber
(apparently my pipes need work)
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#5

re: Which Housewife Are You?

I'm so unsurprised I ended up being Susan.
I also would even marry her, apparently.
News to me.
#6

re: Which Housewife Are You?

Bree.

"You're the perfect wife, mother and housekeeper, and just a bit of a control freak. Everyone admires you but maybe they're just a little bit afraid of you. Step away from the souffle, ease up on the hairspray, and learn to go with the flow."


Um, I don't THINK SO!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#7

re: Which Housewife Are You?

Addy - I do not want to marry her, but I have a crush on her.
#9

re: Which Housewife Are You?

I'm Susan. I'd marry Gabrielle, figures...
"We are engaged in two wars, one on drugs and one on terror, that can never be won. I mean, one is a group of inanimate objects and the other is an emotion. We might as well fight a war on pasta, which I guess the Atkins people are actually doing."
#10

re: Which Housewife Are You?

I'm Bree.
But I'm into marrying Gabrielle apparently. That fits.
Hamlet's father.
#11

re: Which Housewife Are You?

I wanted to be Bree... oh well...
Happy, smile! Sad, frown! Use the corresponding face with the corresponding emotion! - Kate (Meg Ryan), French Kiss
#12

re: Which Housewife Are You?

*bump*

Just because...
Happy, smile! Sad, frown! Use the corresponding face with the corresponding emotion! - Kate (Meg Ryan), French Kiss
#13

re: Which Housewife Are You?

I'm Edie.....it figures !!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#14

re: Which Housewife Are You?

Somebody actually WANTS to be Bree? Really?
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#15

re: Which Housewife Are You?

I'm Lynette, which is pretty accurate.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#16

re: Which Housewife Are You?

Bongo told me that I'm the slut of BWW.COM Lane

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

Updated On: 4/25/05 at 11:58 AM

#18

re: Which Housewife Are You?

Lynette... that's a very pleasant surprise. I really like her but never thought I had similar characteristics.
"It takes considerable knowledge to realise the extent of your own ignorance." Thomas Sowell
#19

re: Which Housewife Are You?

I'm Susan, which makes excellent sense...but I'll probably become Lynette later in life.
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#20

re: Which Housewife Are You?

Gabrielle. Wow, I'm gorgeous! Hah. I wish.

Updated On: 4/25/05 at 05:29 PM

#22

re: Which Housewife Are You?

I am Lynette as well. I don't even watch the show!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

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