White House Hooker Jeff Gannon at Pro-War Rally

[PalJoey]

Posted: 9/28/05 at 10:26am

Jeff Gannon (nee Guckert) at the Sunday Pro-War rally attended by 400 people. On Saturday 150,000+ attended the anti-war rally and march. Gannon is the former prostitute who was uncovered as a fraud in the White House press pool.

Organizers of the Pro-war rally expected up to 20,000, leaving them
approximately 19,600 short of their original estimate.
JEFF GANNON AT PRO-WAR RALLY

[RobbO]

Posted: 9/28/05 at 10:36am

maybe he was just there to look for new clients?

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 9/28/05 at 10:42am

not with those man boobs!

[PalJoey]

Posted: 9/28/05 at 10:42am

Maybe he found one in that picture!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/28/05 at 10:55am

How many positions do you think he's done?

[RobbO]

Posted: 9/28/05 at 11:11am

other then reporter?

[Auggie27]

Posted: 9/28/05 at 2:22pm

Yeah, like Vivian Leigh, whoring in WATERLOO BRIDGE, he was meeting the crowds, looking for action. But 'tis true, he's been sitting at home watching COMBAT reruns and eatin' Cheetohs.

[songplugger]

Posted: 9/28/05 at 4:25pm

"Here soldier -- let ME, uh, finish your 'mission'."

[MargoChanning]

Posted: 9/28/05 at 4:32pm

Someone PAID for that? I'm shocked that he could even give it away.

Updated On: 9/28/05 at 04:32 PM

[robbiej]

Posted: 9/28/05 at 4:34pm

Did you not see his hooker website? Those photos showed a hot-ass body!

Girl, I shoulda bookmarked it!

[MargoChanning]

Posted: 9/28/05 at 4:37pm

That must have been a few hundred Krispy Kremes ago. He needs to call up Richard Simmons and start Sweatin to the Oldies or something....

[robbiej]

Posted: 9/28/05 at 4:38pm

Mocking Krispy Kremes and La Simmons in the same post?

That's grounds for dismissal!

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 9/28/05 at 4:50pm

I did Disco Sweat today! And, child, my disco fan is tired!

[redhotinnyc2]

Posted: 9/28/05 at 4:59pm

come on now - are you folks really such body fascists? So he's got a few extra pounds on him - that doesn't make him unattractive. He's not necessarily my type to begin with - but a guy with a gut can be just as hot or hotter than some pumped up, shaved-chested chelsea queen. I prefer a guy who looks like an average man, as opposed to those buffed and waxed models in HX and Next...yuck.

[robbiej]

Posted: 9/28/05 at 5:05pm

Well, I, too, enjoy a 'real' man.

But that's not what this is really about. It's about a hooker who charges exorbitant amount so people can have him tinkle on them. One would think that if you are paying someone to tinkly on you, you might want AT LEAST a 4-pak. Right?

[MargoChanning]

Posted: 9/28/05 at 5:15pm

That's my point. I wouldn't diss his rolls and folds if he was a normal person, but as a right wing sex worker, he gets held to a higher standard. Why would anyone open the checkbook for someone who looks like that when someone could get that (and MUCH better than that) for free anywhere you look?

[redhotinnyc2]

Posted: 9/28/05 at 5:15pm

you may have a point!

[RobbO]

Posted: 9/28/05 at 5:19pm

to answer margo: technique?

[MargoChanning]

Posted: 9/28/05 at 5:21pm

I'll never know.

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 9/28/05 at 5:21pm

Well, he didn't look like that when he was hookin. He was very beefy--just a type that some would pay for.

But, I think he is a vile, self hating or just plain greedy, disgusting bastard.

And there are prob people who would pay for that, too!

[robbiej]

Posted: 9/28/05 at 5:22pm

They're called 'closeted Republicans'!

Ari, can you hear me?

[PalJoey]

Posted: 9/28/05 at 5:23pm

"Right Wing Sex Worker"--as always, our Margo has a way with words.

His new business card: Jeff Gannon, nee Guckert, Right-Wing Sex Worker