Who besides me can't get the "Trapped In The Closet" songs out of their heads?

[Josh Freilich]

Posted: 2/26/06 at 11:10am

The R&B opera by R. Kelly?

I know it's a good song, but I recently saw a lot of parodies about it, and I think it's getting a little bit too much.

I like in the original how it starts all soft and it gets loud when it gets to the dramatic stuff. Who else can't get it out of their heads?

[guitargeek0624]

Posted: 2/26/06 at 11:11am

I like the South Park version better.

[Josh Freilich]

Posted: 2/26/06 at 11:15am

"We're not comin' out tha closet, so you can just go away."

"But everyone wants you out tha closet!"

"That doesn't matter 'cause we're gonna stay."

The impression of R. Kelly is dead-on. I love the part where he goes...
"I calm myself down...AND THEN I PULL OUT MY GUN!!!!"
AAAAH! OH JESUS HERE WE GO WITH THE GUN AGAIN!

[forni-kate]

Posted: 2/26/06 at 11:37am

He performed it live at...I think the MTV Music Video Awards...some awards show. Anyways, the point is, that song is HORRID. Like not even funny. I had to leave the room, because it was making me too angry to know that retarded **** like that is getting produced and praised.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 2/26/06 at 11:42am

I like it when the Southern wife of the cop shows up and is hiding her midget lover under the sink. The highlights are Kelly trying to do a southern accent and the midget saying, "I think I just sh*tted on myself." True lyrical genius.

[Roninjoey]

Posted: 2/26/06 at 1:40pm

Are you two serious? I'm going to go cry now. I'm not laughing with it, I'm laughing at it.

Guitargeek, I'm with you :P

[Color and Light]

Posted: 2/26/06 at 1:43pm

My personal favorite line: "Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax!"

Just sing it anywhere!

[Overthemoon6]

Posted: 2/26/06 at 1:49pm

I like how R. Kelly has to have a whole DVD segment on what is happening at each part.

And how he describes the midget crapping himself.