Who is YOUR Julianne and Lohan?

[GovernorSlaton]

Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:41pm

We all know about Priest and Nugget's love affairs with Julianne Moore and Lindsay Lohan.
Who are the actors/actresses you are in love with and see in everything, even the crap?
Who you dream about every day, hoping to get their signed picture in the mail?
Who is getting a bit long in the tooth, but you still love?
Who has the exact same hair color as what your psychologist told you was the color that turns you on the most?
Who you AGONIZE over every minute of your life?
Until the only meaning of your life is to meet them, say one word to them, STAND A FEW YARDS AWAY FROM THEM! GODDAMMIT GET A GRIP NUGGET! YOU'RE LOSING IT, MAN!!!!

Anyway...
Who's YOUR Julianne and Lohan?
They must be:
a)a middle-aged actor/actress
b)an up-and-comer

Go to it!

[NuggetMonkeys]

Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:43pm

I think I am going to go with:
-Julianne Moore
-Lindsay Lohan
.
GAH!
.
-d.b.j-

[Matt_G]

Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:44pm

Who are the actors/actresses you are in love with and see in everything, even the crap?

Jennifer Tilly

Who you dream about every day, hoping to get their signed picture in the mail?

Jennifer Tilly

Who is getting a bit long in the tooth, but you still love?

Jennifer Tilly

Who has the exact same hair color as what your psychologist told you was the color that turns you on the most?

Jennifer Tilly

Who you AGONIZE over every minute of your life?

Jake Gyllenhaal

[Plum]

Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:45pm

Why the age limitations? The actor for whom I've watched some truly unwatchable crap is Hugh Jackman, who really needs to make some movies where he's not the only bright spot.

[GovernorSlaton]

Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:46pm

I wanted to let people pick whoever they wanted. It was Nuggies' idea.
Nuggs, can they choose who they want?

[bythesword84]

Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:46pm

Sean Patrick Flanery.

[Matt_G]

Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:47pm

We can choose whoever we want now?

Okay. Jennifer Tilly.

[Mary_Ethel]

Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:48pm

Matt--THERE YOU ARE!!!

C'mon, get back to the "Surviving Christmas" Thread and Fight Like a Man!!!

[Plum]

Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:50pm

The mental image of Jake Gyllenhaal getting into a catfight with Mary Martin and Ethel Merman is exactly what I needed to brighten up my day.

[NuggetMonkeys]

Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:50pm

of course they can.
I am not the shah.
or someone else who hold a great big, BUnch of power and SHould not have an ounce of it...
-d.b.j-

Updated On: 10/22/04 at 10:50 PM

[Matt_G]

Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:51pm

Plum, it really wouldn't be a fair fight since the two of them are dead.

[Plum]

Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:52pm

They could still beat the crap out of Jake. :P

[Mary_Ethel]

Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:52pm

Plum,

Can't - stop - LAUGHING.

Oh, my sides ache!


Thanks!!!

[Matt_G]

Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:54pm

Plum,

No. You. Di'int. After Jake and I get out of bed, we're coming over there to kick yo azzzzz.

[Plum]

Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:57pm

*hides*

[Mary_Ethel]

Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:57pm

Mary Martin and Ethel Merman are DEAD???

I thought they were just REAL SLOW in answering fan mail!

Oh no...

Now I'm in love with DEAD WOMEN... how creepy is that?

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 10/22/04 at 10:57pm

i'm gonna have to go w/... drum roll please... JOSH HARTNETT! what can i say? he's hot.

[Jon]

Posted: 10/22/04 at 11:21pm

Michelle Feiffer and Natalie Portman, please.

[zepka102]

Posted: 10/22/04 at 11:35pm

i clearly stated since the beginning that Nicole is my woman


but is Emmy single? still no answer on that :P

[NuggetMonkeys]

Posted: 10/22/04 at 11:45pm

Jon, you are such a fan that you misspell her last name?
Pfeiffer.
-d.b.j-

[Taryn]

Posted: 10/22/04 at 11:56pm

Hugh Jackman. I will never forgive my parents for not letting me go to NYC to see Boy from Oz. DAMN MY PENNSYLVANIA RESIDENCE!

[StickToPriest]

Posted: 10/23/04 at 1:59am

Moore and Lohan.


But Lindsay needs to bring her hair back to her natural color, pronto.

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 10/23/04 at 2:11am

Priest, what is her current haircolor?

[StickToPriest]

Posted: 10/23/04 at 2:34am

It just keeps becoming a darker and darker red....so now its pretty much brown.

[CJR]

Posted: 10/23/04 at 2:37am

I know he doesn't really fit the criteria, but I'd have to say Denzel Washington. I would pay to see him in a movie that only consisted of him sitting in a chair reading excerpts from the phone book for 2 hours... just because he's pretty damn hot