Who let the Cookies Out?- Page 2

[PalJoey]

Posted: 2/9/05 at 5:33pm

CORA: Lock 'em up! Put 'em away!
In the Jar!
Time to start getting the nets out!
Lock 'em up!
Into the cage!
Quietly--no one must know.
Cart 'em off into the bin,
Turn the key.
Quick--before anyone gets out!
Turn the key! Throw it away!
There we are--forty-eight to go!

Detmold? Check in your patients.

DETMOLD: Yes, your honor. Your name, Madame?

OLD LADY: This doesn't fit. It's much too big. I wear a size three--well, maybe a four.

DETMOLD: Did you always hate your father?

CORA: Detmold, arrest her now and convict her later.
There is really only one question that needs answering:

Are they breathing? Then they're Cookies.
Are they moving? Then they're Cookies.
Are they living? Then they're Cookies.
So get on with it!
Quick, get on with it!
Are they human? Then they're Cookies.
So shut up, my dear doctor, and shut up her too!

Lookie, lookie, here comes Cookie now.
Naughty Cookie, playing hookey--
That we don't allow.

Cigarette?
Light?
Thanks.
Get them!

You take the key, my love,
I'm too exhausted to move!
Music, I must have music,
A moment's music or my head will burst!
I know you'll meet the test--
You've been well rehearsed.
Do your best
(Meaning do your worst),
Let me rest
And remember, Schubchen:
Women and children first!

CORA, SCHUB, COOLEY AND MAGRUDER:
Hmm...
Lock 'em up!
Put 'em away
In the Jar!
Time to start getting the nets out!
Lock 'em up!
Into the cage!
Quietly: no one must know.

QUARTET AND ENSEMBLE:
Lock 'em up!
Put 'em away
In the Jar!
Time to start getting the nets out!
Lock 'em up!
Into the cage!
Quietly--no one must know.

Cart 'em off!
Into the bin,
Turn the key.
Quick before anyone gets out!

Turn the key!
Throw it away!
There we are--forty-two to go!

FAY: Ooh, la, la. Monsieur Schub.

SCHUB: Not yet gone back to Lourdes yet?

FAY: Non.

SCHUB: Pourquoi pas?

FAY: Pourquoi you hold ze key to my heart.

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 2/9/05 at 5:37pm

oh i get it now, you guys are still on the "name the composer" contest. Have you heard the promo for the new-ish series HOUSE? the one about "i thought we were playing let's state the obvious"...

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 2/9/05 at 5:40pm

i like house.

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 2/9/05 at 5:57pm

i'd like to play house with you. Or is that doctor? seriously, i need to catch that show, it's all the buzz these days.

[magruder]

Posted: 2/9/05 at 6:00pm

Susan Sontag!

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 2/9/05 at 6:10pm

Susan Sontag looks a lot better in color than in the black and white photos that went with her obits...oh, now i get it Magruder, you're playing the composer game instead of answering my question.

How about Sydney Sheldon, in that case?

[magruder]

Posted: 2/9/05 at 6:14pm

Oh! The avatar. That's Galen Gering. (And yes, that's his name. It's not just a part of the alliteration game going on).

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 2/9/05 at 6:15pm

Okay, this is your LAST clue, losers.

Updated On: 2/9/05 at 06:15 PM

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 2/9/05 at 6:16pm

and besides possessing an interesting name and an arresting face, who is he, Magruder?

Suellen, i believe it's "losers" unless you're referring to my morals.

[magruder]

Posted: 2/9/05 at 6:22pm

Not to mention that smile...

Updated On: 2/9/05 at 06:22 PM

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 2/9/05 at 6:24pm

the "smile" pic of GG did not post, but judging from those lips, it's probably very very very nice.

And Suellen, Soupy Sales for $200.

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 2/9/05 at 6:24pm

Thanks, Tx, but enough about my spelling and your morals. Just answer the question.

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 2/9/05 at 6:29pm

"just answer the question, Heather."

Mag, that picture of him smiling is indeed right-clickable. What's his talent besides decorative?!?!?

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 2/9/05 at 6:31pm

We have a winner!

Oh, and Tx, it is SueLEEN! Thank you very much.

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 2/9/05 at 6:37pm

i'll just refer to you by your surname then, Gay.

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 2/9/05 at 6:39pm

That's MISS Gay to you, Bub.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 2/9/05 at 6:45pm

she's so gay, do lang do lang do lang

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 2/9/05 at 6:48pm

Ms. Gay is more liberated, Miss Gay sounds like your first name should be Enola!

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 2/10/05 at 12:22am

So anyway, the point of this thread was to comment on the "return" of so many old posters on the same day! The only one missing is the Mutty_J.

[etoile]

Posted: 2/10/05 at 2:33am

There is a very strange dance going on. So glad it's not my tempo.

[NYadgal]

Posted: 2/10/05 at 9:55am

Why, Ms. Gay... I can't speak for anyone else, but my return was in honor of your birthday...

A belated pink drink to you.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 2/10/05 at 10:04am

Happy belated birthday to the sweetest, nicest, warmest, most generous, most welcoming person on BroadwayWorld.com

*air kiss to each cheek--don't muss the makeup*

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 2/10/05 at 1:04pm

But Madge Magruder still hasn't identified the talent of his avatar...anyone else know? i'm so OVER Googling.

[Justice]

Posted: 2/10/05 at 1:25pm

I loved Cosi. It was the first time we heard Toni sing...and lovely did she sound...