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Who needs a MOJITO time? (The sequel)
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
re: Who needs a MOJITO time? (The sequel)#5550
Posted: 10/21/05 at 12:22pm
DD;
From reading some of your posts this week.. you have not exactly been saving yourself for Alberto... so work is not the only thing occupying you??
re: Who needs a MOJITO time? (The sequel)#5551
Posted: 10/21/05 at 12:24pm
I am trying to match SOMMS' number of ex's, and I've got some catching up to do.
That... and the show.
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
re: Who needs a MOJITO time? (The sequel)#5552
Posted: 10/21/05 at 12:26pmwhore. I mean.. slut.. ( whores get paid)
re: Who needs a MOJITO time? (The sequel)#5554
Posted: 10/21/05 at 12:28pm
Hey... I resemble that remark!
*grins*
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
re: Who needs a MOJITO time? (The sequel)#5555
Posted: 10/21/05 at 12:29pm
lol. But you don't argue it.
re: Who needs a MOJITO time? (The sequel)#5556
Posted: 10/21/05 at 12:30pm
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
re: Who needs a MOJITO time? (The sequel)#5557
Posted: 10/21/05 at 12:30pm
DAME. I come from a New York family.
All my aunts, uncles, cousins...it's a whole barrel of "Shira, you'd be so pretty IF..."
Whee...
And no, I'm not bitter.
re: Who needs a MOJITO time? (The sequel)#5558
Posted: 10/21/05 at 12:32pm
Tell them all to f!ck off! Tell them "I AM pretty just the way I am."
I would also say "You know, you'd be a lot more interesting if you stopped telling me what's wrong with me and started fixing what's wrong with you."
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
re: Who needs a MOJITO time? (The sequel)#5559
Posted: 10/21/05 at 12:33pm
SHira,
when I was your age I thought I couldn't say no to family engagements. i was wrong.
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
re: Who needs a MOJITO time? (The sequel)#5560
Posted: 10/21/05 at 12:34pmGood one DD - I have lunch plans, but not until 1:00 CDT - I could chew off my arm.
re: Who needs a MOJITO time? (The sequel)#5561
Posted: 10/21/05 at 12:34pm
When I become financially independent, I'll say no.
Until then, guilt. Jewish guilt. I give AND I get.
Ya know, these are all identity strength training exercises, because one day I will say F*CK you to them.
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
re: Who needs a MOJITO time? (The sequel)#5562
Posted: 10/21/05 at 12:36pmYou know Shira.. you could give the guilt back. And I always used the.."too much to study" excuse. And if that doesn't work tell them a hot Jewish man asked you out.
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
re: Who needs a MOJITO time? (The sequel)#5563
Posted: 10/21/05 at 12:38pm
I have no family engagements here.
re: Who needs a MOJITO time? (The sequel)#5564
Posted: 10/21/05 at 12:38pmShira, I'm in the camp that says to tell your fam to "f*ck off". I think you are beautiful the way you are! Just be happy with yourself, and hopefully your family can do the same! (I know much easier said than done though!)
re: Who needs a MOJITO time? (The sequel)#5565
Posted: 10/21/05 at 12:40pmYou could guilt them by saying something to the effect that their comments are what leads you to gain weight.
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
re: Who needs a MOJITO time? (The sequel)#5566
Posted: 10/21/05 at 12:40pmI'm drafting a new musical for you two ... "I Love You, Now F*CK Off!"
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/15/04
re: Who needs a MOJITO time? (The sequel)#5567
Posted: 10/21/05 at 12:43pmMy family used to be tha way to me till I told them to f**k off. We didn't talk for a few weeks. And then slowly we started talking and slowly they would go back to their old ways and slowly I would tell them off again till slowly they strted t change.
re: Who needs a MOJITO time? (The sequel)#5568
Posted: 10/21/05 at 12:44pm
Oh, I want to workshop that!
Ah yes...thanks for the support guys.
It IS like walking into the lion's den, but I'll walk in with my head held high, my makeup fantastic, pearls, and I'll avoid my mother at all costs.
Besides -- she can't make a scene in a public place. The rest of family I can handle. Everyone except those who came in from California.
re: Who needs a MOJITO time? (The sequel)#5569
Posted: 10/21/05 at 12:44pm
Please write a part for a latin male who can dance but can't sing.
Seriously, though. My family tried to pull that crap on me, and it wasn't until I pulled a Harvey-in-Torch-Song-Trilogy moment on my mom and told her that if she wanted to be a part of my life she had to accept me for who I was that things changed.
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
re: Who needs a MOJITO time? (The sequel)#5570
Posted: 10/21/05 at 12:47pm
Yup. I will do ALL of this the day I:
a) pay off my student loans and am financially independent outside of my parents.
b) stop being a photographer WITH my father.
re: Who needs a MOJITO time? (The sequel)#5571
Posted: 10/21/05 at 12:47pmShira, you could always really freak them all out and bring a tall, debonair, older, Catholic gent and introduce him as your pimp.
re: Who needs a MOJITO time? (The sequel)#5572
Posted: 10/21/05 at 12:50pm
LOL!
OR wear a wedding band. No explanations. Just wear one. And if they ask, just be coy and say 'it's a friendship ring' or a 'promise ring' or something like that. Keep them guessing.
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
re: Who needs a MOJITO time? (The sequel)#5573
Posted: 10/21/05 at 12:50pm
They would DIE. I love it!
Liotte offered to come as my girlfriend. I've had many offers for that, actually.
Someone was telling me about a friend of their who is just not dating right now, and his parents are concerned. So he and ALL his friends have an elaborate girlfriend made up.
re: Who needs a MOJITO time? (The sequel)#5574
Posted: 10/21/05 at 12:56pmKarma. Just think Karma. This will come and bite them in their karmic @ss one day.
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
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