Let's just say that on occasion I found myself being escorted out of some places by those in charge, and that the word 'legal' wasn't necessarily always attached to my activities.
Then there was my marriage to the lesbian while I was in the Air Force, some small amount of time having my liberties constrained, and a fair amount of time spent discovering each and every detail about what pleases other men - not always involving an exchange of money - but not always excluding it, either.
But that's not even getting into my travels that have taken me to every state (most of which I've actually lived in for some period of time) and how, through it all, I not only discovered what some people call god, but myself in the process.