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Who needs a MOJITO time?

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KMF_NYC
#2650Who needs a Mojito time?
Posted: 3/9/05 at 2:15pm

is that your summer drink Cookie?
My c*cktail of cousce for the summer is Absolute Mandarin with club soda and lime....light, refreshing and clean!


"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie

brdlwyr
#2651Who needs a Mojito time?
Posted: 3/9/05 at 2:16pm

Cookie - do you ever use bitters with the tonic?

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PalJoey
#2652Who needs a Mojito time?
Posted: 3/9/05 at 2:18pm

I know I'm in the minority but I've always felt that tonic and vermouth make gin and vodka taste better. I don't believe in "extra dry" martinis. Martinis were invented to be wet!

Of course SOME people prefer their martinis dirty...FILTHY even.


brdlwyr
#2653Who needs a Mojito time?
Posted: 3/9/05 at 2:25pm

PJ - I do not use olives, so mine are clean. My friend dumps a tablespoon or more of the olive juice in his. How rude to the gin????

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PalJoey
#2654Who needs a Mojito time?
Posted: 3/9/05 at 2:31pm

The person I'm referring to who likes his martinis filthy charms the bartender into dumping as much olive juice as possible into the gin. It goes way beyond being rude to the gin: it's virtually dragging the gin into the gutter!

But, then again, it wouldn't be the first time THIS PERSON has dragged someone into the gutter.


Updated On: 3/9/05 at 02:31 PM

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kissmycookie
#2655Who needs a Mojito time?
Posted: 3/9/05 at 2:35pm

olives.... ick.... dry martini with a twist, please..


gin or vodka with tonic keeps Cookie content...

haven't tried bitters with the tonic, brdlwyr... interesting twist ...

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JailyardGuy
#2656Who needs a Mojito time?
Posted: 3/9/05 at 2:35pm

VODKA!!!!!!! Filthy *VODKA* martinis, dammit.


THAT PERSON would never do that to gin. (it tastes vile.)


Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

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PalJoey
#2657Who needs a Mojito time?
Posted: 3/9/05 at 2:54pm

"Gin," said Eliza Doolittle at Ascot, "was like mother's milk to me."


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JailyardGuy
#2658Who needs a Mojito time?
Posted: 3/9/05 at 2:57pm

Amen. I'm having a G&T at my desk as we speak.

Damrak. Mmm. If you haven't had it, try it. It's mind-blowing.


Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

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Princeton78
#2659Who needs a Mojito time?
Posted: 3/9/05 at 3:05pm

Who needs a Mojito time?

Hello all..I'm back and feeling much better.
I'm on my way home. There's a chilled glass just waiting to be filled with Cosmopolitan waiting for me.
Thank you all for the nice wishes. Who needs a Mojito time?


"Y'all have a GRAND day now"

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KMF_NYC
#2660Who needs a Mojito time?
Posted: 3/9/05 at 3:25pm

Jailyard -- where is your office -- pour a drink for K

Princeton - nice to see you smile again!


"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie

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ckeaton
#2661Who needs a Mojito time?
Posted: 3/9/05 at 3:28pm

I had a woman at my bar who wanted her dirty martini filthy, I poured about an ounce of olive brine in there, and it wasn't enough for her.


Hamlet's father.

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PalJoey
#2662Who needs a Mojito time?
Posted: 3/9/05 at 3:30pm

Male or female, CK...when they like it filthy, they can't get enough.

(I'm referring to a taste for OLIVE juice, of course.)


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JailyardGuy
#2663Who needs a Mojito time?
Posted: 3/9/05 at 3:31pm

There cannot possibly be a martini too filthy for...um...THAT PERSON.


THAT PERSON since childhood has been fond of drinking the brine directly from the olive jar.


Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

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PalJoey
#2664Who needs a Mojito time?
Posted: 3/9/05 at 3:32pm

Like I said...when they like it filthy...


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JailyardGuy
#2665Who needs a Mojito time?
Posted: 3/9/05 at 3:36pm

...they go to 13th and A? :)


Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

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bwaysinger
#2666Who needs a Mojito time?
Posted: 3/9/05 at 3:57pm

I thought it was 4th...

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PalJoey
#2667Who needs a Mojito time?
Posted: 3/9/05 at 4:01pm

13th and 4th?


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JailyardGuy
#2668Who needs a Mojito time?
Posted: 3/9/05 at 4:04pm

You need to go out more, bway. (With me, apparently...)


Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

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ckeaton
#2669Who needs a Mojito time?
Posted: 3/9/05 at 4:21pm

I learn so much from this thread. I want to thank you guys.

I think there's a screenplay in here somewhere, if anyone writes it, I demand to be a producer. :)


Hamlet's father.

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PalJoey
#2670Who needs a Mojito time?
Posted: 3/9/05 at 4:32pm

Stick with Jailyard, CK. He'll teach you everything you've always wanted to know.

And then some.


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JailyardGuy
#2671Who needs a Mojito time?
Posted: 3/9/05 at 4:32pm

I detect flattery.


Keep it comin'.


Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

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ckeaton
#2672Who needs a Mojito time?
Posted: 3/9/05 at 4:35pm

Keep it comin'.
I think that's what he's talking about.


Hamlet's father.

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JailyardGuy
#2673Who needs a Mojito time?
Posted: 3/9/05 at 4:35pm

You are a naughty little pickle, aren't you?


Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

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ckeaton
#2674Who needs a Mojito time?
Posted: 3/9/05 at 4:36pm

I'm not sure I'm thrilled with the metaphor. hehe.


Hamlet's father.

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