Who's That Old Man?
Who's That Old Man?
#1Who's That Old Man?
Posted: 10/8/13 at 5:09pm
Who's That Old Man
Who's That Old Man I see
Who's That Old Man in the mirror
Surely to God it ain't me
My hair turned gray
Then it turned white
And now it's gone
Plum outta sight
Neuropathy in my hands
Arthritis in my knees
I nearly fall down
Everytime I sneeze
Who's That Old Man
Who's That Old Man I see
Who's That Old Man in the mirror
Surely to God it ain't me
Call me a dirty old man
Call me insane
guitar
Sex drive driving me crazy
Still hanging with 30 year olds
I'll still be when I'm 90
It's the last thing to go
Arrested development
You can say I'm immature
When it comes to young women
Hope they never find a cure
Who's That Old Man
Who's That Old Man I see
Who's That Old Man in the mirror
Surely to God it ain't me
Who's That Old Man
Who's That Old Man I see
Who's That Old Man in the mirror
Surely to God it ain't me
Jim Colyer ascap
Nashville Girl Album
#2Who's That Old Man?
Posted: 10/8/13 at 5:13pm
He's a racist who deep down is secretly gay. He hates himself and is one miserable loser.
'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently'
-Robert Evans-
#2Who's That Old Man?
Posted: 10/8/13 at 5:18pmEww. I'm almost 30. I think I need to go take a shower. Gross.
"I don't want the pretty lights to come and get me."-Homecoming 2005
"You can't pray away the gay."-Callie Torres on Grey's Anatomy.
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#3Who's That Old Fart?
Posted: 10/8/13 at 5:52pm
Who's That Old Fart
What's That Old Fart I smell
Who just Farted on the mirror
Surely to God it wasn't me
My pubic hair turned gray
Then it turned white
And now it's gone
Plum outta sight
Neuropathy in my hands
Suckin' Dick down on my knees
I nearly fall down
Everytime I sneeze
Who's That Old Fart
Who's That Old Fart I see
Who Just Farted on the mirror
Surely to God it wasn't me
Call me a dirty old man
(Word!)
Call me insane
(Crazy Old Fvck)
pan flute
Sex drive driving me crazy
Still hanging with 3 year old girls
I'll still be when I'm 90
It's the last thing to go
Arrested development
You can say I'm a pedophile
When it comes to young children
Hope they never find a cure
Who's That Old Fart
Who's That Old Fart I see
Who Just Farted in the mirror
Surely to God it wasn't me
Who's That Old Fart
What's That Old Fart I smell
Who Just Farted in the mirror
Surely to God it was probably me
Jim Colyer ass cap
Updated On: 10/8/13 at 05:52 PM
#4Who's That Old Fart?
Posted: 10/8/13 at 9:18pm
Jordan, your posts make this board worth reading. I wish I had written "Who's That Old Fart", and not for any reasons related to craft. I have a less funny retort...
Went to the dryer at a quarter to two,
The moon in Beverly Hills was blue.
My heart began to go on fire
(Not to mention my small d*ck)
Because I smelt Shania Twain's panties fresh out of the dryer
(And the rest of the civilized world got sick.)
Jim Coyler ass cap
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#5Who's That Old Fart?
Posted: 10/8/13 at 10:59pmShirley to God, Shirley to God, come in, God, over...
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