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Who's That Old Man?

Posted: 10/8/13 at 5:09pm

Who's That Old Man
Who's That Old Man I see
Who's That Old Man in the mirror
Surely to God it ain't me

My hair turned gray
Then it turned white
And now it's gone
Plum outta sight

Neuropathy in my hands
Arthritis in my knees
I nearly fall down
Everytime I sneeze

Who's That Old Man
Who's That Old Man I see
Who's That Old Man in the mirror
Surely to God it ain't me

Call me a dirty old man
Call me insane

guitar

Sex drive driving me crazy
Still hanging with 30 year olds
I'll still be when I'm 90
It's the last thing to go

Arrested development
You can say I'm immature
When it comes to young women
Hope they never find a cure

Who's That Old Man
Who's That Old Man I see
Who's That Old Man in the mirror
Surely to God it ain't me

Who's That Old Man
Who's That Old Man I see
Who's That Old Man in the mirror
Surely to God it ain't me

Jim Colyer ascap

Nashville Girl Album

Who's That Old Man?

Posted: 10/8/13 at 5:13pm

He's a racist who deep down is secretly gay. He hates himself and is one miserable loser.

Who's That Old Man?

'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-

Who's That Old Man?

Posted: 10/8/13 at 5:18pm

Eww. I'm almost 30. I think I need to go take a shower. Gross.

"I don't want the pretty lights to come and get me."-Homecoming 2005 "You can't pray away the gay."-Callie Torres on Grey's Anatomy. Ignored Users: suestorm, N2N Nate., Owen22, master bates

Who's That Old Fart?

Posted: 10/8/13 at 5:52pm

Who's That Old Fart
What's That Old Fart I smell
Who just Farted on the mirror
Surely to God it wasn't me

My pubic hair turned gray
Then it turned white
And now it's gone
Plum outta sight

Neuropathy in my hands
Suckin' Dick down on my knees
I nearly fall down
Everytime I sneeze

Who's That Old Fart
Who's That Old Fart I see
Who Just Farted on the mirror
Surely to God it wasn't me

Call me a dirty old man
(Word!)
Call me insane
(Crazy Old Fvck)

pan flute

Sex drive driving me crazy
Still hanging with 3 year old girls
I'll still be when I'm 90
It's the last thing to go

Arrested development
You can say I'm a pedophile
When it comes to young children
Hope they never find a cure

Who's That Old Fart
Who's That Old Fart I see
Who Just Farted in the mirror
Surely to God it wasn't me

Who's That Old Fart
What's That Old Fart I smell
Who Just Farted in the mirror
Surely to God it was probably me

Jim Colyer ass cap

Updated On: 10/8/13 at 05:52 PM

Who's That Old Fart?

Posted: 10/8/13 at 9:18pm

Jordan, your posts make this board worth reading. I wish I had written "Who's That Old Fart", and not for any reasons related to craft. I have a less funny retort...

Went to the dryer at a quarter to two,
The moon in Beverly Hills was blue.
My heart began to go on fire
(Not to mention my small d*ck)
Because I smelt Shania Twain's panties fresh out of the dryer
(And the rest of the civilized world got sick.)

Jim Coyler ass cap

Who's That Old Fart?

Posted: 10/8/13 at 10:59pm

Shirley to God, Shirley to God, come in, God, over...

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