Who's Yo' Mama?

#1

Who's Yo' Mama?

Posted: 11/15/04 at 2:42pm

I need a date.

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"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

Updated On: 11/15/04 at 02:42 PM

#2

re: Whose Yo' Mama?

Posted: 11/15/04 at 2:43pm

LOL- Matt=ruthless!

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#3

re: Whose Yo' Mama?

Posted: 11/15/04 at 2:44pm

You stole the title of my thread!!! I'm sending Bea over. When you least expect it - EXPECT IT.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#4

re: Whose Yo' Mama?

Posted: 11/15/04 at 2:44pm

me, too!

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#5

re: Whose Yo' Mama?

Posted: 11/15/04 at 2:45pm

Addy can be my momma!

#6

re: Whose Yo' Mama?

Posted: 11/15/04 at 2:45pm

Addy, what the hell??

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#7

re: Whose Yo' Mama?

Posted: 11/15/04 at 2:45pm

Face it lady, I'm younger and faster.

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"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

#8

re: Whose Yo' Mama?

Posted: 11/15/04 at 2:46pm

Rath - I DO need a date. I need my date in New York. Not LA!

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#9

re: Whose Yo' Mama?

Posted: 11/15/04 at 2:47pm

*stands up*

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#10

re: Whose Yo' Mama?

Posted: 11/15/04 at 2:48pm

LOL...I already told you - you're captain of my team when I switch!

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#11

re: Whose Yo' Mama?

Posted: 11/15/04 at 2:48pm

what's yo' mama gotta do with me?

#12

re: Whose Yo' Mama?

Posted: 11/15/04 at 2:49pm

See, Cookie, how quickly she went from "if" to "when"? You either got it, or you ain't, and boys I GOT IT. Little lesson for you kiddies.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#13

re: Whose Yo' Mama?

Posted: 11/15/04 at 2:50pm

You need an older woman to teach you
One who is barely reaching her prime
Who thinks you're fun
Not someone to preach to
What do you say - let's have a good time
'Cause with an older woman
Nothing you do is a crime

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"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#14

re: Whose Yo' Mama?

Posted: 11/15/04 at 2:50pm

*fans herself*

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#15

re: Whose Yo' Mama?

Posted: 11/15/04 at 2:51pm

so I should take notes?

#16

re: Whose Yo' Mama?

Posted: 11/15/04 at 2:52pm

I don't know. Like Sondheim said, and I quoted up there, "You either got it, or you ain't."

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#17

re: Whose Yo' Mama?

Posted: 11/15/04 at 2:53pm

I'm a gay dude, and all this lesbian talk is making my computer screen steam up!!

Rath--is that Brenda Blethyn in your icon? She looks amazing!

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#18

re: Whose Yo' Mama?

Posted: 11/15/04 at 2:53pm

I've told every young guy I know "before you turn 30 have an affair with a woman tiwce your age"

#19

re: Whose Yo' Mama?

Posted: 11/15/04 at 2:54pm

It is indeed, jrb. And she IS amazing.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#20

re: Whose Yo' Mama?

Posted: 11/15/04 at 2:56pm

so much for "you've got to be carefully taught" by a Sondheim mentor...

#21

re: Whose Yo' Mama?

Posted: 11/15/04 at 3:00pm

Why not? Go for it, Undi.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#22

re: Whose Yo' Mama?

Posted: 11/15/04 at 3:00pm

This was a simple lil thread started by lil ol' me looking for a date and it's turned into lesbian pornography and talk of women seeking men.

Disgusting.

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"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

#23

re: Whose Yo' Mama?

Posted: 11/15/04 at 3:02pm

Matt, don't even tell me you're not just a LITTLE turned on by the lesbian porn.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#24

re: Whose Yo' Mama?

Posted: 11/15/04 at 3:03pm

There's only ONE lesbian flick that turns me on. And anyone who knows me knows exactly what it is.

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"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

#25

re: Whose Yo' Mama?

Posted: 11/15/04 at 3:04pm

bow-chik-a-bow-bow