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Who's Yo' Mama?
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Joined: 12/31/69
#25re: Whose Yo' Mama?
Posted: 11/15/04 at 3:04pm
I really like lesbian porn.
Hey Undi, I'll be your sugar daddy.
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#27re: Whose Yo' Mama?
Posted: 11/15/04 at 3:12pm
Someone should call Matt's bluff and actually agree to go out with him. I bet he doesn't show (much like all those broken hearts he left on his trip to NYC earlier this year). RIGHT MATT? 
'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston
#28re: Whose Yo' Mama?
Posted: 11/15/04 at 3:13pmMatt's of course referring to a little film that I appeared in some years ago called SECRETS AND LICKS. Co-starring one Bertha Blethyn. We won some awards.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#29re: Whose Yo' Mama?
Posted: 11/15/04 at 3:39pmreally? i thought it was that sports movie with Mariel Hemingway...
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#30re: Whose Yo' Mama?
Posted: 11/15/04 at 3:40pmMidtown, is that a dare or a double dare?
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#31re: Whose Yo' Mama?
Posted: 11/15/04 at 3:45pmOOO I love a good challenge! Who's got the popcorn!?
"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"
#32re: Whose Yo' Mama?
Posted: 11/15/04 at 3:57pmI am ENJOYING this thread.
David walked into the valley
With a stone clutched in his hand
He was only a boy
But he knew someone must take a stand
There will always be a valley
Always mountains one must scale
There will always be perilous waters
Which someone must sail
-Into the Fire
Scarlet Pimpernel
#33re: Whose Yo' Mama?
Posted: 11/15/04 at 4:00pm
I didn't say or mean ME. You're a hoot for sure, but i can tell you're...well... high maintenance! And I can barely maintain me.
But i think a BWW meeting to welcome Matt to NYC is in order.
'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston
#34re: Whose Yo' Mama?
Posted: 11/15/04 at 4:05pmDoes the date have to be single? If not, I volunteer.
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#35re: Whose Yo' Mama?
Posted: 11/15/04 at 4:05pmI am SO not high maintenance. It's funny that anyone would ever think I was.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#36re: Whose Yo' Mama?
Posted: 11/15/04 at 4:05pmAnd, boys, he's kinda hot too.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#37re: Whose Yo' Mama?
Posted: 11/15/04 at 4:06pmOh, please. You're the hottie!
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#38re: Whose Yo' Mama?
Posted: 11/15/04 at 4:07pm*blushes*
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#39re: Whose Yo' Mama?
Posted: 11/15/04 at 4:13pmi met Matt_G one time and he was SOOO not high-maintenance...
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#40re: Whose Yo' Mama?
Posted: 11/15/04 at 4:15pm
Told you so.
(Was that a compliment?) 
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#41re: Whose Yo' Mama?
Posted: 11/15/04 at 4:17pmBefore this goes any further, let me just clarify that I AM high maintenance. Just in case anyone is interested.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#42re: Whose Yo' Mama?
Posted: 11/15/04 at 4:26pmMatt, yes, that was a compliment... and rath, i don't find you high maintenance, but rather hysterical and fun to know...
#43re: Whose Yo' Mama?
Posted: 11/15/04 at 4:29pmYou are sweet, joey.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#44re: Whose Yo' Mama?
Posted: 11/15/04 at 4:32pmThank you, Rath, but obviously Matt doesn't think so.
BT
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/04
#45re: Whose Yo' Mama?
Posted: 11/15/04 at 4:37pmMatt is definitely not high maintenance, as I can attest to as a high maintenance person (you're not alone Rath).
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#47re: Whose Yo' Mama?
Posted: 11/15/04 at 4:48pmWas there an offer???
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#48re: Whose Yo' Mama?
Posted: 11/15/04 at 4:48pm
And the Matt testimonials are POURING in! Make your Matt pledge today and get a "I Toilet Papered Morgan Fairchild" coffee mug.
The question now is-if you're as attractive and non-high maintenance as everyones says, and even 1/2 as funny in person as your posts, then why are you still single?
'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston
#49re: Whose Yo' Mama?
Posted: 11/15/04 at 4:54pmBecause, midtown, it's very difficult to find an equally hot, smart, funny, low-maintenance person.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
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