#26
Posted: 11/15/04 at 3:04pm
I really like lesbian porn.
Hey Undi, I'll be your sugar daddy.
Hey Undi, I'll be your sugar daddy.
Who's Yo' Mama? — Page 2
#28
Posted: 11/15/04 at 3:12pm
Someone should call Matt's bluff and actually agree to go out with him. I bet he doesn't show (much like all those broken hearts he left on his trip to NYC earlier this year). RIGHT MATT? 
'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston
#29
Posted: 11/15/04 at 3:13pm
Matt's of course referring to a little film that I appeared in some years ago called SECRETS AND LICKS. Co-starring one Bertha Blethyn. We won some awards.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#30
Posted: 11/15/04 at 3:39pm
really? i thought it was that sports movie with Mariel Hemingway...
#31
Posted: 11/15/04 at 3:40pm
Midtown, is that a dare or a double dare?
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#32
Posted: 11/15/04 at 3:45pm
OOO I love a good challenge! Who's got the popcorn!?
"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"
#33
Posted: 11/15/04 at 3:57pm
I am ENJOYING this thread.
David walked into the valley
With a stone clutched in his hand
He was only a boy
But he knew someone must take a stand
There will always be a valley
Always mountains one must scale
There will always be perilous waters
Which someone must sail
-Into the Fire
Scarlet Pimpernel
#34
Posted: 11/15/04 at 4:00pm
I didn't say or mean ME. You're a hoot for sure, but i can tell you're...well... high maintenance! And I can barely maintain me.
But i think a BWW meeting to welcome Matt to NYC is in order.
But i think a BWW meeting to welcome Matt to NYC is in order.
'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston
#35
Posted: 11/15/04 at 4:05pm
Does the date have to be single? If not, I volunteer.
#36
Posted: 11/15/04 at 4:05pm
I am SO not high maintenance. It's funny that anyone would ever think I was.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#37
Posted: 11/15/04 at 4:05pm
And, boys, he's kinda hot too.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#38
Posted: 11/15/04 at 4:06pm
Oh, please. You're the hottie!
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#39
Posted: 11/15/04 at 4:07pm
*blushes*
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#40
Posted: 11/15/04 at 4:13pm
i met Matt_G one time and he was SOOO not high-maintenance...
#41
Posted: 11/15/04 at 4:15pm
Told you so.
(Was that a compliment?)
(Was that a compliment?)
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#42
Posted: 11/15/04 at 4:17pm
Before this goes any further, let me just clarify that I AM high maintenance. Just in case anyone is interested.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#43
Posted: 11/15/04 at 4:26pm
Matt, yes, that was a compliment... and rath, i don't find you high maintenance, but rather hysterical and fun to know...
#44
Posted: 11/15/04 at 4:29pm
You are sweet, joey.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#45
Posted: 11/15/04 at 4:32pm
Thank you, Rath, but obviously Matt doesn't think so.
#46
Posted: 11/15/04 at 4:37pm
Matt is definitely not high maintenance, as I can attest to as a high maintenance person (you're not alone Rath).
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
#48
Posted: 11/15/04 at 4:48pm
Was there an offer???
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#49
Posted: 11/15/04 at 4:48pm
And the Matt testimonials are POURING in! Make your Matt pledge today and get a "I Toilet Papered Morgan Fairchild" coffee mug.
The question now is-if you're as attractive and non-high maintenance as everyones says, and even 1/2 as funny in person as your posts, then why are you still single?
The question now is-if you're as attractive and non-high maintenance as everyones says, and even 1/2 as funny in person as your posts, then why are you still single?
'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston
#50
Posted: 11/15/04 at 4:54pm
Because, midtown, it's very difficult to find an equally hot, smart, funny, low-maintenance person.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
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