I am officially going to kill myself.

First I get told by a teenaged lesbian that she thought I was 35 when she first met me, now I'm reminding people of grandparents.
Defenestration On Rector Street...it's the next big thing.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.