well, and us gay boys TRY not to set our hearts on you straight boys--the disappointment is grueling! :)
jrb, as a straight girl, I want you to know that we straight girls try not to get our hearts set on straight boys either- all the good ones are already taken!
does dj have a girl? if not, you hussies better POUNCE!
SpiderDJ82 is practically engaged.
*sigh*
DJ, dump the girl and date Flowery. When you're done with her, I'll be waiting in the wings
and when you are done with her--I will be waiting with some wings and Mountain Dew.
Twin!!!!
Are you insane???
1. We cannot break up a happy couple
2. Greedy girl, I already gave you Gunn!
3. Why do you only go after the guys that sooooooooooo obviously want me?
Hey I had to throw the idea out there so that you could get him. Why wouldn't he like the idea of two girls more than one? I was adding myself in as a bonus to lure him to you, I know full well once he has you he won't want anyone else. You'll be together forever, the Spider and the Flower.
Besides, I am totally happy having claimed Gunn as my own.
twin power!
Good plan.
But no, it'd be wrong.
I'll just have to meet someone NOT on the internet.
After all, what good is a man if you can't see him, touch him, or make him pay for things?
Yay for real guys!!
I would like to find one of those too.
My last boyfriend didn't know what it meant to pay for the girl. I think he thought I should be paying for him most of the time. Meh.
Hmm, paying for things...I think that's why most people go for the boys.
You could find a lawyer. I did.
My last boyfriend also lived 45 minutes away and would get annoyed when I didn't feel like going over there at 1am to do nothing.
I don't need a lawyer, thankfully (although I didn't think that at the time) he is no longer my boyfriend.
The next one better pay for me, I think he'd have me roped in if he did. I'd be shocked.
Ok, really? Guys don't pay anymore? I did. I always did. That makes no sense to me...unless the girl has more money, then maybe she should pay sometimes. But the diamonds...oh, the diamonds must always pass from male hands to female.
Next time I have a boyfriend, I'm sending him to talk to you. This girl wouldn't mind someone buying her a diamond.
Dear, I'm from the south. Chivalry might be dead but the boys down there have it drilled into their head, they just might be too busy tuning their car after getting home from their life's job working at the local Wal-Mart to think about it.
Aww, well see, I'm a New York girl. I guess I'm stuck having to pay then. Maybe I'll start a movement to bring chivalry back to New York.
I love you all.
Chivalry doesn't exist here. This is the city where people break up on the sidewalk so you can walk by and stare.
But...but...then you can help me with my movement to return Chivalry to New York.
Together we can do it!
When it comes to men, I have never paid.
And that's the way it should be.
Then again, I've also never had a boyfriend.
Or a date.
My argument is slipping, isn't it?
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Spidey Spidey Spidey.
You kidnap FF, use her for her tiara and sexy dress, than throw her out to the curb so you can get jiggy with your almost-fiance again....
You know FF is the girl for you. Stop denying it! Even though I'm going to have to wait in line after Bythesword. Hehe.
And Jon, thanks!
I'm sort of feeling like a piece of meat after reading all of this... And I am currently jobless and my internship next year is nonpaying and they don't want me too get a job during it, so if you want a guy with money you either have to wait a year, or give up on me. Haha.
sometimes I date people *just* so I can break up with them on the sidewalk loudly and dramatically, and entertain my fellow New Yorkers.
Right, Daisy? :-P
oh, Jailyard, I wouldn't let you get away with that. I'm a private person. :)
Bythesword, let's get cracking at it right away! If you've ever met me, I'm probably the person who holds the door open at the bodega for the little old ladies.
Finally, FF...I can't believe you've never had a date. Then again, I had a friend in college who didn't even kiss a guy until she was 20. She's made up for it since and now dates a lot but the well was dry. Those stupid boys will wise up soon enough.
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