Who said this SNL quote? Game!- Page 2

[killertofu333]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 4:22pm

"Buh-Bye"--DS
"Yeah, Buh-Bye"--HH
"Uh-huh, Buh-bye--DS
"Ok, seriously ma'am, BUH-BYE"--HH

David Spade and Helen Hunt as the rude flight attendants, hilarious!!!!

[Broadwaynerd101]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 8:09pm

We Need More Cowbell! - Christopher Walken as Bruce Dickinson

C-I-L-L my landlord - Eddie Murphy as Tyrone Green


I'm not a very strong swimmer - Martin Short


Here's some more

"Oh Santa please bring me my Easy Bake Oven. I swear I thought Billy Goats were made for lovin'."

"Kibbles and Bits. Tiny Mouse tits. And I love you"

Fill in the blank and you'll get the actor

"I hide behind this wig and this makeup but tonight I'm gonna let myself shine through. Yes they're gonna see the real ____ tonight!"

"I Garfunkeled your mother"

"(To Bon Jovi) I do not see what Heather Locklear sees in you. You give love a bad name!"

(^ Hint, it was NOT a girl!)

[Marianne2]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 8:31pm

I'm thinking the Bon Jovi one was said by either Chris Kattan or Chris Parnell while they were doing the DeMarco brothers sketch. I remember there being a Bon Jovi one of those, and it just seems like something they would say.

[Broadwaynerd101]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 8:44pm

It was Chris Kattan!

[Broadwaynerd101]

Posted: 9/11/08 at 9:32pm

"LockBox"

[Broadwaynerd101]

Posted: 9/12/08 at 7:38pm

One more

"I was the 5th Beatle. I wrote their songs and they renamed them. "She got a ticket to ride" was originally titled "She got a ticket to ride and the bitch don't care, man!""

[SNLMedia]

Posted: 9/12/08 at 8:36pm

How did I miss this thread? There are some great quotes in here! The Tammy Faye Bakker one several posts up is hilarious.

How about this:

"Oprah... what is with her?"

[blueroses]

Posted: 9/12/08 at 8:39pm

"I am black and you are white..."
"I'm blind as a bat and you have sight..."

[SNLMedia]

Posted: 9/12/08 at 8:42pm

Actually, it's "You're blind as a bat and I have sight!"

Ebony & Ivory, a classic sketch!

[Broadwaynerd101]

Posted: 9/12/08 at 8:51pm

Oh god. I'll have a blast trying to stump SNLmeadia. Lol!

Wasn't that Oprah line from the sketch where Oprah refused to play a slave or somthing?

Here's one for SNL media.

"Show this to any art gallery, and you can take the next 8 years off!"

[SNLMedia]

Posted: 9/12/08 at 10:08pm

The Oprah quote is from "Stand-Up and Win", a gameshow parody hosted by Jerry Seinfeld:

http://snlarc.jt.org/detail.php?i=199204183

But Oprah did refuse to play all sorts of black stereotypes in the opening sketch when she hosted in 1986.

Your quote is from "Portrait Of The Artist" with Jon Lovitz as Picasso:

http://snlarc.jt.org/detail.php?i=198810225

What do I win? :)

Updated On: 9/12/08 at 10:08 PM

[Broadwaynerd101]

Posted: 9/12/08 at 10:18pm

I'M GONNA STUMP YOU!

Even if you do own the SNL Archives!

"It's scary! But it's halloween so it's appropriate!"

"So you can sit in it, or rise above it!"

"Your cleaning lady will get very upset because she has to do that part of the kitchen over again"

[artscallion]

Posted: 9/12/08 at 10:20pm

My favorite...(QFM)

"No, no. they have to be theatrical hairpins! Three inch theatrical hairpins!"

[SNLMedia]

Posted: 9/12/08 at 10:46pm

OK Broadwaynerd, I think you might've stumped me with the first and last ones. They're not ringing any bells. But the middle one is from the "Rise" commercial with Steve Martin in the bathroom stall.

ETA: the "scary" quote is from Stuart Smalley.

Updated On: 9/12/08 at 10:46 PM

[Broadwaynerd101]

Posted: 9/12/08 at 10:51pm

OH MY GOD!!!

YAY!!

First is Stuart Smally on Halloween

Second is Ed Glosser The Pyschic

"No, no. they have to be theatrical hairpins! Three inch theatrical hairpins!"

I love Nathan Lane in that episode. That dress that lit up! I have it on tape from when it was on E!

[Broadwaynerd101]

Posted: 9/12/08 at 10:53pm

Well, atleast I got you with one. :)

[SNLMedia]

Posted: 9/12/08 at 10:54pm

Ah yes! Ed Glosser, Trivial Psychic! "You're gonna treat yourself to a vanilla ice cream. You're gonna eat it too fast. You're... gonna get an ice cream headache!"

How about this one for you, since you seem to know your SNL:

"There's no alcohol in it! Alcohol free!"

[sabrelady]

Posted: 9/13/08 at 11:10am

Your father's been an Elf for years."

[Broadwaynerd101]

Posted: 9/13/08 at 11:37am

I think that's a gilda radner one, but not sure.

Try this one

"I hurt my back doing the nasty"
Updated On: 9/13/08 at 11:37 AM

[SNLMedia]

Posted: 9/13/08 at 11:44am

The "alcohol" quote is from "Focus on Beauty", with Christina Applegate as Cher and Chris Farley as Lori Davis.

The "elf" quote is from Latent Elves with Candice Bergen, Chevy Chase, and Dan Aykroyd in the first season.

The "nasty" quote is from Tim Meadows as G-Dog when Anthony Edwards hosted.

Anything else?

[Broadwaynerd101]

Posted: 9/13/08 at 7:15pm

I just watched the sketch with the alcohol after I got off the computer. It was on the best of Chris Farley.

"I guess in Chuck E. Cheese, Forever means Eight Months."

[Broadwaynerd101]

Posted: 9/13/08 at 8:26pm

Another one!

"I can finally say I'm no longer a virgin"

[SNLMedia]

Posted: 9/13/08 at 9:27pm

First one is "The Denise Show".

Second one doesn't ring a bell.

[Broadwaynerd101]

Posted: 9/13/08 at 9:52pm

When Britney Spears hosted and Chris Kattan came out dressed up as her. Britney Spears asked Chris what her and Justin did last night, then Chris said "I can finally say I'm no longer a virgin"

So, it was Chris Kattan

"BAKED LAYS!!!!!"

Kind of hard because of how simple it is!

[SNLMedia]

Posted: 9/13/08 at 10:03pm

Oh yeah! Now I remember that.

That's from "Jarret's Room".