Who said this SNL quote? Game!- Page 5

[SNLMedia]

Posted: 9/24/08 at 4:04pm

Nerd, first quote I think is Adam Sandler doing his Clinton "impression" in the Steve Martin '94 opener.

Second: Jason Alexander's monologue in '93.

Third: Steve Martin in "The Tonight Song" opener in '91.

[lildogs]

Posted: 9/24/08 at 4:10pm

"'allo! Wait a minute! 'allo! Wait a tic!"

and

"She's buyin' broccoli...she's buyin' broccoli"

The lines were both said by the same actor....

[SNLMedia]

Posted: 9/24/08 at 4:16pm

Haha! First is Dana Carvey in "Halsey & Roarke: British Customs".

Second is, of course, Dana Carvey as Derek Stevens.

[lildogs]

Posted: 9/24/08 at 4:46pm

"And I said, 'Demonic raisins, I rebuke you!'"

[Broadwaynerd101]

Posted: 9/24/08 at 4:48pm

It's she's chopping broccoli, by the way!

"When white guys are alone, they give eachother stuff"

"But apparently it was about a cat in a hat!"

"Now let's see a picture of the terminator robot"

"My Dad's mayor!!"

"Wammy Blammy Wowie Zowie!"

[SNLMedia]

Posted: 9/24/08 at 5:52pm

lildogs, that's Jan Hooks as Tammy Faye.

Nerd: *takes deep breath*

#1: Eddie Murphy in "White Like Me"
#2: Not sure... Cheri Oteri as Cass Van Rye on "Morning Latte"?
#3: NewsForce, Tim Meadows I think
#4: Chris Farley as Andrew Giuliani
#5: Christopher Walken in "Pranksters"

[Broadwaynerd101]

Posted: 9/24/08 at 7:12pm

2 was Dakotta Fanning on the Dakotta Fanning show!

I don't know how I even know all of these.


"The only reason you're hear is 'cuz your daddy paid me!!"

"Shot to the butt. Hold on the butt. Hold on the butt. It bloody worked!!"'

[SNLMedia]

Posted: 9/24/08 at 11:02pm

Ah yes!

#1: Chris Rock as Nat X to Cheri Oteri as Tori Spelling
#2: Dana Carvey as George Michael commenting on the "Faith" video

[lildogs]

Posted: 9/25/08 at 10:57am

"My boyfriend, Enrique, he's stupid, he do it like an animal!"

[SNLMedia]

Posted: 9/25/08 at 3:42pm

lildogs: Ellen Cleghorne as Queen Shaniqua! A personal favorite.

[lildogs]

Posted: 9/25/08 at 3:54pm

Same here..."Girl, you oughta get wit Woody, cause he's stupid and stupid guys, they do it good!"

How bout: "Hey hog, lay off the Chunky Chews."

[SNLMedia]

Posted: 9/25/08 at 6:45pm

Isn't that Christopher Walken as talk show host Connie Stinson?

[Broadwaynerd101]

Posted: 9/29/08 at 9:19pm

"White skin blacks are smarter then Dark Skin blacks"

[SNLMedia]

Posted: 9/30/08 at 8:45am

Julian Bond.

[lildogs]

Posted: 9/30/08 at 1:01pm

Connie Stinson Talks! Right--still the funniest Walken sketch if ya ax me....Wow, I am, as evrah, impressed.


Try:

"No, I'm sane, the rest of you are IN-sane and want to steal my magic bag!"

"No, what you've been retaining is Twinkies and Old Milwaukee"

"Well, she looks so much older, I hardly think it's my faux pas!"

[SNLMedia]

Posted: 9/30/08 at 3:12pm

First one is Dana Carvey as John McLaughlin.

Second is Dabney Coleman in the campire stories sketch.

Third is Nora Dunn as Pat Stevens.

[Broadwaynerd101]

Posted: 9/30/08 at 3:45pm

"Finesse NOT Keanan!!"

"I had to steal that. It had some incriminating letters about me"

[SNLMedia]

Posted: 9/30/08 at 3:59pm

First: Will Ferrell in the opening sketch of the episode he hosted.

Second: Tracy Morgan as Woodrow with Britney. I think the line is actually "I stole that cuz it had secrets about me."

[lildogs]

Posted: 9/30/08 at 4:29pm

There is no stumping you, is there?

For a bonus point, to whom was Pat Stevens referring?

[SNLMedia]

Posted: 9/30/08 at 11:18pm

She was referring to Phil Hartman as Barbara Bush. Pat thought she was George's mother.

[lildogs]

Posted: 10/1/08 at 11:06am

Do you know the sketch where Ana plays some old Bway diva and she does a speech in it and it starts something like "You two strapping Marys pick me up, carry me downstage, plop me down on a stool.."?

[SNLMedia]

Posted: 10/1/08 at 5:56pm

Yes! She was playing a character named Sarah Blazen in this sketch:

http://snlarc.jt.org/detail.php?i=2002030210

[lildogs]

Posted: 10/1/08 at 6:02pm

That's it! thanks...

back to the game:

"Don't make me have to kill you, Jimmy!"

"My name is Susan. I just got out of prison."

[Broadwaynerd101]

Posted: 10/1/08 at 7:15pm

I've stumped him 3 times without him remembering in an edit, I belive!

"HELLO I'M YELLING AND I DON'T KNOW WHY!"

"You see the map Kevin Nealon. YOU SEE IT??"

"I was going to go see it but I was sick that day."

[SNLMedia]

Posted: 10/1/08 at 11:57pm

The "kill" quote is Phil Hartman as Ronald Reagan to Dana Carvey as Jimmy Stewart.

Susan quote is Phil Hartman on Love Werks.

Nerd:

#1 is Dana Carvey as Robin Leach.

#2 is Tim Meadows as Ike Turner.

#3 is David Spade doing the Hollywood Minute, right before Steve Martin walked on.