Why can't I find any movie theatres that are showing Zombie Strippers?

[Trekkie2]

Posted: 4/22/08 at 5:49pm

It apparently came out on April 18th, and stars ex-porn star Jenna Jameson, but not one theatre in Virginia, Maryland or Delaware is showing it. Please understand, my desire to see this movie isn't enormous and is not at all fueled by any sexual thing, (I'm extremely gay) I simply love B-movies. So, why? Is the non-major release of this movie fueled by some government conspiracy to hide the fact some exotic dancers are in fact flesh eating monsters? This must be the reason. Why else would I have trouble finding a theatre that's showing a film whose tag-line is: "They'll dance for a fee, but devour you for free"?

[Weez]

Posted: 4/22/08 at 5:55pm

Same reason I can't find one showing 'In Bruges'. And our little arthouse cinema is usually SO DAMN GOOD at showing whatever the big multiscreen won't.

[BkCollector]

Posted: 4/22/08 at 5:57pm

I'm pretty sure it's playing on 42nd Street, which is ironic, since they got rid of the zombie strippers on 42nd street way back in the early 90's :)

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 4/22/08 at 5:59pm

I saw In Bruges. You didn't miss much. It only lasted here a week and went POOF!

[Trekkie2]

Posted: 4/22/08 at 6:04pm

Whereas I thought that Zombie Strippers would last for months...