Why do I only attract older men? Ugg.- Page 3

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:54pm

Just out of curiosity, did you mean to misspell "special" as part of the joke?

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:56pm

I have always said that Jose's sarcasm and irony need a bit of work. What goes around always does come around - doesn't it?

Should've known this would turn into the same battle - because let's face it, some won't give up the opportunity.

[insomniak]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:56pm

I missed a post.

Jose' this is what we children in English classes call a 'Catch-22'. If I were to post my age, then I get credit for not dodging the question but I'll be smacked for being too dumb to remember the importance of internet anonymity. There's no way out.

But I believe that somewhere, in the far-off land of vindictive internet flame war scorekeeping, I'd get a point for recognizing that.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:57pm

That was a pure unadulterated typo. I let it stand because 100% perfection 100% of the time is unhuman.

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:58pm

Oh, bless you. A typo. Who'd have thought?

*snicker*

[insomniak]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:59pm

"That was a pure unadulterated typo. I let it stand because 100% perfection 100% of the time is unhuman."

And sometimes, it's even INhuman!
Updated On: 9/6/05 at 10:59 PM

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 10:59pm

Not human?

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 11:00pm

A typo?? For shame. 100% perfection 100% of the time is 'inhuman,' but two typos in two posts is just sloppy.

[insomniak]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 11:01pm

Emcee, 'unhuman' inhumanly improper.

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 11:01pm

Shut up. :-P

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 11:02pm

Implausible, inconceivable idiocy.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 11:05pm

All of you to the children's board.

Right. This. Instant.

[insomniak]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 11:05pm

Illicitly ill-chosen illiterations.
Updated On: 9/6/05 at 11:05 PM

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 11:06pm

Jose, you're not very commanding - you need some child-wrangling lessons. We run amuck!

[BSoBW2]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 11:07pm

Idiocy ignites inhuman impulses.

[insomniak]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 11:07pm

Only if you vacate the premise, too. Queens' board, right this period-conserving instant.

Updated On: 9/6/05 at 11:07 PM

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 11:08pm

Indeed, ill-thought and ill-taught.

*runs amok* Updated On: 9/6/05 at 11:08 PM

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 11:10pm

I'll leave the group of you to grammatize yourselves into a child's version of ecstacy.

(yeah, I just created a word -- what do I care?)

[BSoBW2]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 11:10pm

Indifference induces impairments.

[smartpenguin78]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 11:12pm

The humor inherent in this thread is why all of us, all ages and degrees of bitterness should remain together. We should remain one giant, unhappy, but beautiful family.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 11:12pm

Indifference induces implants.

And now I'm outta here. Nighty night.

[BSoBW2]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 11:13pm

Jose, you got the implants?

Donde?

Back to the thread:

Nobody loves me. And I attract all the gays.

I'm like a male Bette Midler.

[boytobroadway]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 11:15pm

I attract to older men. I am only 14, but I would totally do the senoir gays. THey are SMOKIN'!!!!

That is all,
B2B

[boytobroadway]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 11:16pm

When I said senoirs I meant highschool seniors, not old poeple seniors.

that is all,
B2B

[BSoBW2]

Posted: 9/6/05 at 11:17pm

what about señores?
Updated On: 9/6/05 at 11:17 PM